Bridget

[la lesbian fight club @unloversciub]

ready for whatever chappell roan’s olivia rodrigo remix brings me

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

It's fucking 2026 man the breakfast menu should be available all day. You never know what someone is going thru

[johann @TimesNewJohann]

good morning

[Bridget @bridgyates]

@heartbreakvol6 Do you still need?! I have for 9/25!

[Bridget @bridgyates]

@lucfarr4643 Hi sorry just seeing this - if still interested dm me!!

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

so sick showing ur passport to get into a bar. hello guard. i am a diplomat from very far away. please beer please please please please beer

[Bridget @bridgyates]

@kasskattt Interested!! Your dms are closed

[mag @jackiesfreckles]

SHE GOTTTTT SHE GOT AWAYYYYY

[Bridget @bridgyates]

Being on the northeast regional amtrak always makes me feel like maybe things actually will be okay

[helena riley @freshhel]

Give me 48 hours w a guy i’ll get him talking like “Awww Hot pocket is the mommy and pizza roll is the baby”

[Bridget @bridgyates]

I CANT FUCKING WAIT FOR MY COMMUTE TOMORROW MORNING (only insufferable ppl will understand)

[Bridget @bridgyates]

Hot girls drool in their sleep!

[Bridget @bridgyates]

I need to listen to meet me halfway by the black eyed peas at least once a day or I’ll perish

[Bridget @bridgyates]

In my Richard Parker era fr fr

[Bridget @bridgyates]

You’re telling me a PISTACHIO creamed in this cold brew?????

[Bridget @bridgyates]

@averylender If Avery Lender gave me a swirly I would say thank you

[cary @brokebackstan]

bro last night was a bildungsroman

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

told my psychiatrist i’ve been in my honk shoo honk shoo mimimimi era and she’s upping my meds

[Liv :P @liv_username]

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything please let me know 🙏

[Bridget @bridgyates]

whenever I wanna turn that frown upside down I simply watch the “mechanic; realtor” episode of nathan for you it’s like sticking a pacifier in a crying baby’s mouth