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[MANA @ReptilianHybrid]

We have shared experience with many animals . Most of humanities firsts were theirs

[kelsie @iPad_Latino]

No

[tooter @kratomicbomb]

is there even poop in the bible

[🇵🇸 ciggy starmuff @bridiebread]

@diarrheamegan Penis and ferb*

[🇵🇸 ciggy starmuff @bridiebread]

I’m still drinking hot coffee in this bitch I never gaf

[🇵🇸 ciggy starmuff @bridiebread]

Pizza is so rare and special bc it tastes good at every temperature

[how's annie? @coolfunghost]

me and my straight male friends are sending each other instagram reels you can’t even fathom

[leaf @loveyleaf0000]

how did homer have time to write the odyssey between looking after lisa and bart and maggie

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Muffins spelled backwards is what you do when you take them out of the oven.

[🇵🇸 ciggy starmuff @bridiebread]

There’s identical punk twins in my city one works at a sex shop and has bright green hair and the other has bright red hair.
Everytime I see one of them I am thrilled

[jesse @darthgordita]

the peak of covid psychosis was when people were convinced that a bo burnham musical comedy special was an important piece of art

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

getting drunk with the boys watching "star wars" and my comments about C3PO start getting increasingly inappropriate and sexual. at least twice i refer to him by my ex-wife's name

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

ME: It's okay for me to be smoking weed because I don't have any kids.

PLUG: Why do you always buckle up in here dude. We're never gonna move nowhere

[🇵🇸 ciggy starmuff @bridiebread]

One time I asked my bfs cat if she wanted anything from the shop and heard the word ‘parfait’ in my head so clearly. I had to google what it was but then I got her some duck pâté and she loved it

[cameron @IngmarBagman]

Gay ppl be like do you wanna come hang out with an immigration lawyer and a pornstar

[mooms : family man @Danny_McMoomins]

Probably the only hair he's got left on his body. That's why.

[🇵🇸 ciggy starmuff @bridiebread]

Hate when Fortnite asks me for feedback just read my tweets