brie

new account bc my old one got hacked

[brie @briedabee]

You all bullied @NoahKahan into putting Willing and Able on the set list and now he’s CRYING leave him alone!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

[ver. @cryeyesviolet_]

i knew it i knew you

[brie @briedabee]

Being chronically ill and a @Walgreens customer is a brutal experience. I literally do not need a call, a text, and a voicemail for each individual med you all fill

[brie @briedabee]

I love being an OG Bleachers fan and an OG Swiftie the world is in perfect harmony

[colleen 🍅 @pleasedontcoll]

life when taylor works with jack and bleachers

[brie @briedabee]

My controversial Swiftie opinion is that I love nothing more than when I can hear Jack all over a song

[brie @briedabee]

@BenefitBeauty PLEASE bring back Dallas I am BEGGING you it is the only blush I have ever loved

[brie @briedabee]

Living in a neighborhood full of predominantly boomers is crazy because they’ll come inches away from running you and your dog over and politely smile and wave while they do it

[brie @briedabee]

A fun fact no one tells you before you become a parent is that the smell of your eyelids opening in the morning wakes your children up

[brie @briedabee]

All of my coworkers live on the West Coast and every day I learn that almost everything I do is distinctly Midwestern

[brie @briedabee]

@jackantonoff this is me please formally requesting call me after midnight Chicago 6/5

Or I will cry

Thank you

[brie @briedabee]

Me being a diva at work because I’ve earned the right 💅🏻

[brie @briedabee]

I’m about to say the most Indiana thing I will ever say but Kyle Busch dying has had me emotional for days now

[brie @briedabee]

I started my morning by letting my dogs out and letting 2 wasps straight into my house happy Monday

[brie @briedabee]

Me when my psychiatrist put me on a fraction of a dose of Prozac and I realized I’ve been depressed for ?? years

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

I hate how ADHD has been sensationalized as the fun mental illness but having it literally feels like walking around with some very specific kind of dementia that is actively ruining your life at every step and the culprit is always you.

[brie @briedabee]

“What radicalized you?” My favorite tv shows as a small child were literally Arthur and Mr. Rogers no one had to radicalize me

[brie @briedabee]

My 4 year old just out of the blue told me, “Calvin (my dead cat) slept in my bed last night. I think the doctors fixed him, he feels better.”

[brie @briedabee]

Not even 8 am and I’m cussing out whoever invented Chutes and Ladders

[brie @briedabee]

@waybetterthanJA I go for the lemon garlic salad dressing when I die I want to be buried in it

[brie @briedabee]

Does anyone else jokingly call Lou Malnati’s illuminati’s or is it just me and my husband