Evan Brieden

ATX

[DomTheBomb @DomTheBomb]

We haven’t forgotten Telltale Games

[Buyside Scum @CorpFinScum]

Times were simpler when I was living in a frat house and communicating almost exclusively in will Ferrell movie quotes

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

hell nah wtf is this

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

seeing people wearing apple watches is so funny like go off ben 10

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

11 years ago today. A moment in sports that will be remembered for generations.

[Traces of Texas @TracesofTexas]

The not-so-arcane Texas Fact of the Day:

It was 187 years ago today, on Feb. 23, 1836, that the advance guard of Santa Anna’s Army of Operations reached Béxar (San Antonio). In The Alamo, William Travis and Jim Bowie had not expected the Mexican troops to arrive until the middle of March. Santa Anna sent forth an emissary to demand the surrender of The Alamo "at discretion," i.e. without any agreement regarding how the defenders of The Alamo would be treated were they to surrender.

William Travis answered with a cannon shot.

Shown here: an 1860 stereoscopic view of @OfficialAlamo

[Evan Brieden @BriedenEvan]

These hobbit people at the airport just rawdogging the floor with their sockless, bunyon ass feet.

[itswill @WILLIESUEDE]

funny tee shirt (2011): Bill Murray is Epicsauce

funny tee shirt (2022): I am high on crack and i have a gun right now

[Evan Brieden @BriedenEvan]

I've been on twitter for 4 years and my life has gained nothing by it. #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Evan Brieden @BriedenEvan]

My back is so fucked up that I throw sneakers on and Arch support = Life support.

[C @fbgcon]

Is this real ?

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Chilis is one the best things our country has done.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

A decade later, this Pete Weber moment is still iconic 😎

[🦴J-Bone🦴 @JaredBorislow]

honestly this lineup looks sick

[Rainbow Fish @RAINBOWFlSH]

alright which one of you fuckazoids made this

[James @CaucasianJames]

while everyone’s partying i’m working