Buyside Scum

generalist, mm pe, happily miserable

[Buyside Scum @CorpFinScum]

@justbrosef Recall function never works when you need it to

[Buyside Scum @CorpFinScum]

You might be having a bad day but at least you’re not the banking analyst that uploaded the unblinded IOI value ranges to the buyside VDR.

[Buyside Scum @CorpFinScum]

@NickNemo17 @JohnnyCrust4 has most of his family’s wealth tied up in fart coin and class C/D Albany multi family real estate

[Buyside Scum @CorpFinScum]

@NickNemo17 We can start a new Bitcoin (then rug pull it)

[Buyside Scum @CorpFinScum]

WHAT DOES THIS COMPANY DO?!?!?

[derek barry miller @omniderek]

This looks like a festival lineup 😭😭

[Buyside Scum @CorpFinScum]

@VanDingus_ @Ryan1488Gosling Ahhh didn’t read that far. If he fully deloads the leg press and still can only do those 1/3 reps he needs to see an orthopedic specialist or something because theres no reason he should be that immobile at what looks to be less than 30 years old.

[Buyside Scum @CorpFinScum]

@VanDingus_ @Ryan1488Gosling Needs to lower the weight until he can control it through the full range of motion, then raise from there while maintaining form/ROM.

[andrew arruda @andrewarruda]

hear me out:

[Buyside Scum @CorpFinScum]

@slapshotcapital Fuuuuuuuck

[Buyside Scum @CorpFinScum]

Nightmare blunt rotation

[Bill Ackman @BillAckman]

With the besties as I am always All-In

[Bill Ackman @BillAckman]

When you get knocked down, get right back up.

[NFL @NFL]

BREAKING: Giants are signing WR Odell Beckham Jr. (via @rapsheet, @mikegarafolo, @tompelissero)

[Buyside Scum @CorpFinScum]

@HighyieldHarry Yo wtf

[Buyside Scum @CorpFinScum]

This will be one of the only jobs left in 2030

[Joi AI @joi___ai]

we’re hiring 10 Masturbation Consultants

$2,000/month to test our new Daily Guided Masturbation feature and document the effects on stress, sleep and mood

yes it’s real
yes you get paid

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[Aella @Aella_Girl]

I'm so mad at everyone in my life who told me never to pick stocks, that smarter ppl will always outcompete u. I could have been making so much money

[Buyside Scum @CorpFinScum]

@signulll They gonna smash the records.

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@DK_Cap School of rock slaps

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@DK_Cap That’s right

[Buyside Scum @CorpFinScum]

Telling the DJ at the wedding that I have a gun so he plays closer by the chain smokers right away