Uncle Baby Billy

30 • MA 🍂✨

[Oriana Nichelle @OrianaNichelle]

me staring at the pickle on your plate wondering if I could have it

[Uncle Baby Billy @briegrace__]

Being a woman alone in public is a terrifying experience almost every time guaranteed.

[Uncle Baby Billy @briegrace__]

I’ve had a 100 degree fever going on 3 days now and I finally feel like I’m losing my mind.

[Uncle Baby Billy @briegrace__]

To the woman I got out of my car and yelled at in the Market Basket parking lot after you repeatedly honked at me for no reason, I’m not sorry and your moms a hoe.

[Uncle Baby Billy @briegrace__]

30 years old and still hiding tattoos from my family 🙃

[corbin @mystrongwife]

It’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world

[Uncle Baby Billy @briegrace__]

Me, a people pleaser, after speaking to my boss about something I’m not comfortable doing that is out of my job description.

[Uncle Baby Billy @briegrace__]

Dan’s two biggest fears when he was a kid were salmonella and rip tides.

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

How come no one told me about this

[Uncle Baby Billy @briegrace__]

Dan and I have been planning our wedding for 3+ years now and the mere thought of having to actually do the things we’ve been planning sends me into an absolute spiral 😅

[Uncle Baby Billy @briegrace__]

Tell me why the day before you leave for vacation is always the WORST day at work.

[Uncle Baby Billy @briegrace__]

Not the gym plaza playing My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion as I’m walking in…

[Uncle Baby Billy @briegrace__]

Dan’s dad just mixed up cosmetology and Scientology and I’m absolutely losing it right now.

[Uncle Baby Billy @briegrace__]

When you’re supposed to be working but it’s also Red Sox opening day

[Uncle Baby Billy @briegrace__]

One of my neighbor’s kids got a trumpet recently and trying to make work calls while he is butchering Frère Jacques over and over again in the background is nearly impossible.

[Uncle Baby Billy @briegrace__]

Do you ever just watch a video of the Fleetwood Mac/Silver Springs live at Warner Brothers studio Burbank 5/23/1997 just to feel alive?? Me neither.

[Uncle Baby Billy @briegrace__]

No WAY that man was TWENTY EIGHT years old.

[Uncle Baby Billy @briegrace__]

The fact that I am currently a year older than hulk hogan was when he filmed Rocky 3 is BONKERS.

[Uncle Baby Billy @briegrace__]

Episode 1 of This is Us and I am SOBBING.

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

How I spend the week between Christmas and January 1st