To the woman I got out of my car and yelled at in the Market Basket parking lot after you repeatedly honked at me for no reason, I’m not sorry and your moms a hoe.
Dan and I have been planning our wedding for 3+ years now and the mere thought of having to actually do the things we’ve been planning sends me into an absolute spiral 😅
One of my neighbor’s kids got a trumpet recently and trying to make work calls while he is butchering Frère Jacques over and over again in the background is nearly impossible.