Just watched Beethoven with the family. Kinda wish I remembered that the funny goofy slobber dog movie had a plot point that involved BAD GUYS TESTING BULLETS ON DOGS TO SEE WHAT KIND OF MESS THE BULLETS MADE!
Yikes.
"So Clara and the Nutcracker prince fight off the rat king and an army of rats at the end of act 1? That's amazing! What's in act 2?"
"Umm, they mostly sit around and watch other people dance."