Brie

She/her.

[Brie @brieterpan]

Okay but what the fck are radishes? They absolutely do not sit right with me. Spicy, crunchy, zesty, somehow sweet? crispy but also wet? oddly dense? Too much going on

[BJ Colangelo @bjcolangelo]

H’yuck around and find out.

[Jo Allen @joallen_]

bold marketing move coming from a bitch with 3 DUI’s

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

On my long running theory that we have tricked ourselves into thinking lobster is good

[Greta Van Fleet @GretaVanFleet]

What a day to travel faster!

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Rihanna tonight: SEX WITH ME SO AMAZINNNN

R*publicans:

[Brie @brieterpan]

@mchristine__ 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Kadafi Purp @PartyReaper]

@edsbs People like to say that you can’t mix marriage, side pieces, your career, and all the cocaine in Bolivia, but I think Fleetwood Mac showed us that just isn’t true.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Another great day

[spencer 🦈 @Unpop_Science]

WHAT KILLED THE CRABS?

The official story is something like “a billion snow crabs disappeared.”

If that sounds fishy to you, keep reading. Let’s dive into the ecology, oceanography, & geopolitical history of the Bering Sea.

A science thread on crabs, corruption, & collapse: 🦀

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

i need at least 3 beverages in my proximity at all times. they can all be cold but not all of them can be hot. if there are more than 3 then at least one of them has to be hot. this is the secret to my success, hope it helps

[Brie @brieterpan]

Creating an account for your infant/child, and making captions as if they are the ones writing them, and even posting personal info/pictures of them they cannot consent to on your own socials is disturbing and entirely irresponsible. Stop, it’s fuckin gross

[HTTP://BTTM @lil_slimebucket]

pour one out today

[Brie @brieterpan]

One things about me, I’m hang drying the laundry

[Rob Sand @RobSandIA]

@ChuckGrassley Area man running to stay in office until he is 94 years old blames someone else for lack of family time

[Kay @KaylarWill]

I’m sorry lmfao

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Salmon is so fuckin good. I understand why bears just grab them mfs right out the water

[Someone's son @Nkabi_ende]

@AllyiahsFace