brie 😌

pigeon in bio (she/her)

[Cody Dericks @codymonster91]

The Best Picture nominees as Drag Race moments

Bugonia

[brie 😌 @brievath]

is Jigsaw a producer on this season of #LoveIslandUSA

[brie 😌 @brievath]

looking at dinosaurs & being like ‘that’s mother’

[brie 😌 @brievath]

@waxminute try the dirty dew for me

[brie 😌 @brievath]

@pigeon_douglas @fatherstink I read that as ‘already smoking with me’

[London Wildlife Protection @LWP_BirdRescue]

LWP SPRING 2025 RAFFLE

You could win over 40 prizes: restaurant meals, salon treatments, jewellery, comedy tickets, animal sanctuary passes, books, art, and more!

All in aid of wildlife rescue efforts – just £5 a ticket (or 3 for £10)

Draw - 2 May

https://t.co/yBHIkjHLrF

[ash ☼ @crescentmoontea]

me: this hot chocolate is so rich and indulgent! I just wish there was something I could add to make it truly luxurious
the sumptuous whipped cream:

[GalaxyZeinzVA @GalaxyZeinz]

SUMMON THE HORDE

[yuribeast @rubycumulous]

i swear in nosferatu theres a north american bird call in the background at some point and i felt like a huge geek for noticing

[brie 😌 @brievath]

nicole kidman & hugh grant are the same type of person

[Jocelyn Anderson Photography @JocAPhotography]

A Dark-eyed Junco wearing a snowflake on his cheek ❄️

[brie 😌 @brievath]

i’ve had social media deleted for the past 3 weeks (i log in a couple times a week to check messages or if i need to post) & the smartphone addiction has me refreshing the chrome homepage & reading stuff like this (& this is the more interesting stuff)

[brie 😌 @brievath]

living outside the US has given me such perspective on thanksgiving like what do you mean for one holiday we have:
• family drama
• an average of 5 deep fried turkey deaths
• televised parade, football games, & dog show
• waiting outside for hours to fight people in stores

[brie 😌 @brievath]

london 20s friend groups are wild because what do you mean one person is late because of a wartime bomb & another is late from coordinating wildlife rescue with the fire brigade

[brie 😌 @brievath]

i cannot let the IUD know i’m scared of it

i cannot let the IUD know i’m scared of it

i cannot let the IUD know i’m scared of it

i cannot let the IUD know i’m scared of it

i cannot let the IUD know i’m scared of it

i cannot let the IUD know i’m scared of it

[brie 😌 @brievath]

@lilpinkbloob the surrey version is that Maps sends you into the forest. suddenly i’m on a quest.

[brie 😌 @brievath]

guys the night before an international flight my dog got sprayed by a skunk & now all my bags and myself reek