I made a horror short about a cannibal family that keeps a monster that bites people’s dicks off in their garage, and as dumb as that shit is, it’s still political. Fuck outta here with this “horror ain’t political” nonsense.
Hey I’m the mayor of Town That Always Catches On Fire and I decided to defund the fire department because cops REALLY need that money for a tank to use on homeless people. It would suck if a fire broke out, but luckily that never happens here in Town That Always Catches On Fire.