Brigette Poirier

[Brigette Poirier @brigejp]

"I swear my mom spikes everything she drinks" #goals

[Brigette Poirier @brigejp]

@Alexandracooper just started season 1, episode 1 of Greys...y’all she needs prayers this week...is she okay? Why would she do that to herself? Somebody send her some wine...no seriously. #concerned

[Brigette Poirier @brigejp]

Can Instagram get a search feature so I can easily make sure the people I posted my story for looked at it...

[Brigette Poirier @brigejp]

My mom just asked me how to spell my name...she wanted to “make sure she did it right”

[Brigette Poirier @brigejp]

@alpomaa It’s tough in the summer months

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Ate lunch outside today for approximately 23 minutes and now I’m currently suffering from a sun burn

[Brigette Poirier @brigejp]

Is it professional to make my LinkedIn profile picture my Hocus Pocus Halloween photo? I really feel like that pic just says it all

[Brigette Poirier @brigejp]

Put the kids I babysat tonight to bed an hour early so I could watch The Santa Clause in peace

[Brigette Poirier @brigejp]

Got interviewed this week and they didn't ask me my favorite color...needless to say I wasn't prepared at all

[Brigette Poirier @brigejp]

Watching the movie Holes bc I'm having a class discussion on it tomorrow and I 100% have not read the book

[Brigette Poirier @brigejp]

I can't be the only one that just wishes they were one of those babies sitting in a giant bowl of melted chocolate sometimes

[Brigette Poirier @brigejp]

Nothing says 22 like your mom making you go sit in your room so the "Easter bunny" can come hide the eggs and basket for you to find 🐰

[Brigette Poirier @brigejp]

@alexloomis @RelatableQuote 100% lmao

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@DarrinRottell @maddiebuns this was us at jack pine every weekend

[Brigette Poirier @brigejp]

@claretell don't cook bacon, you've bee warned

[Brigette Poirier @brigejp]

@chrissyteigen's lemony arugula spaghetti just made my dreams come true

[Brigette Poirier @brigejp]

Well PJ Fleck is gone, now we can get back to the fundamentals like tailgating and taking naps during games

[Brigette Poirier @brigejp]

@CelesteNHdz @SincerelyTumblr that's so creepy

[Brigette Poirier @brigejp]

@sampartain @jesselarnerr @TheFunnyVine @vine lmaooooo

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Can't wait to be the crazy aunt at Christmas parties now!!

[Brigette Poirier @brigejp]

@THEJH0WL lord help me