Birdshit 🐾

Break the mold; be extraordinary

[Birdshit 🐾 @brigetteemma]

Is doing. If it makes you uncomfortable, then don't fucking participate! There are accommodations for every person. Find the one for YOU. #fuckingoverit #letsmoveforward #youdoyou #illdome #openNYbowlingalleys #rantover

[Birdshit 🐾 @brigetteemma]

never going to get there and unite as a country again. Anyone who doesn't want that, or isn't able/healthy to, build yourself a bubble and stay the heck home, but stop preventing the rest of us from moving forward. Everyone needs to stop worrying about what the fuck everyone else

[Birdshit 🐾 @brigetteemma]

When you wait on a 6top with a $110 bill and they forget to tip you.. #thanks #thatsonlymypaycheck #takingnomoneyforgranted

[Birdshit 🐾 @brigetteemma]

Waitressing by myself for a band with many, many followers and killing it, #check. #longassday #butsomuchfun #TheGripes #JohnsofArthurAve

[Birdshit 🐾 @brigetteemma]

They say, "pain builds character." I say, some pain completely breaks character.

[Birdshit 🐾 @brigetteemma]

Watching my long lost family on tv apparently #WillisFamily #arewerelated

[Birdshit 🐾 @brigetteemma]

@Way_Things_Work

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After 2 years of keeping my phones in good shape my screen is cracked 😭 #imsad #iwasdoinggood

[Birdshit 🐾 @brigetteemma]

Reading a great book straight through with my puppy, both kitties and my love all sleeping cuddled around me >>>> #absoluteperfection 😍😻🐱🐶💜👌

[Birdshit 🐾 @brigetteemma]

I cant fucking wait to have my own home and not have to listen to anybody bitch at me everyday.

[Birdshit 🐾 @brigetteemma]

Well, what a beautiful blizzard we have outside on this mid April day

[Birdshit 🐾 @brigetteemma]

Reading in the sun watching my boobs get burnt >> #idontcare #ijustwantthesun #myserenity

[Birdshit 🐾 @brigetteemma]

The fuck.. I always thought it meant no crying for a happy bath #whatislife https://t.co/ppdUwQqGKO

[Birdshit 🐾 @brigetteemma]

I'm not sure which of my babies is more entertaining in their sleep #boyfriend or #puppy... #imacreep #buttheyresodamncute

[Birdshit 🐾 @brigetteemma]

A beautiful day for baking! #GermanLaceCookies #myspecialty

[Birdshit 🐾 @brigetteemma]

I never drink and get drunk. Except when I just started a new book and am waiting for my boys to get home, apparently #oops #nowwhat