𝑹𝒆𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝑩𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒐𝒏.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀❝Would it be a「s ɪ ɴ」, @modernloras. If I can't help falling in 《 ʟ ᴏ ᴠ ᴇ 》 with you?❝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀| parody ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

[𝑹𝒆𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝑩𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒐𝒏. @brightascopper]

https://t.co/ZOrhYQbLBe

[𝑹𝒆𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝑩𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒐𝒏. @brightascopper]

He couldn't help but laugh softly. Nodding every now and then at Loras's rambling.

"I can get an underwater camera and take a picture of you with a shark... or nemo."

It was more of a joke but he liked to see Loras' excitement, so he played along.

[𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐬 𝐓𝐲𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐥 | parody. @modernloras]

"We should go diving, too," he said, eyes shimmering. "So we can see a shark or two. Are there sharks in the Summer Sea? There has to be, otherwise why did people make that Jaws movie? Or Nemo. Do you think we'll find Nemo swimmin' around trying to find his dad?"

[𝑹𝒆𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝑩𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒐𝒏. @brightascopper]

Nodding at all the things Loras was pointing out. That was exactly how he had hoped this would go.

However, when he felt his finger slide along his face, the felt his chest rise in a heavy breath.

Smiling after the soft kiss.

"Anything for you."

[𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐬 𝐓𝐲𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐥 | parody. @modernloras]

"And what better memory than surfing in the Summer Sea and watching a true sunset on a Jhalan beach?"

Loras placed the tickets to the side, then raised a finger to lift Renly's chin. He leaned in to kiss him softly.

"Merci, mon trésor. I can't wait to be there with you."

[𝑹𝒆𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝑩𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒐𝒏. @brightascopper]

He wasn't even aware that he had actually hit such a point with this.
But it made him even happier.

"I'm glad you like it. I was thinking a lot about what I could give you and then I thought, memories are the best present."

[𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐬 𝐓𝐲𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐥 | parody. @modernloras]

Two tickets. In his hand. For the Summer Isles.

"No way!" He beamed, gaze snapping back onto Renly. "The isles are stunning this time of year. Or all year round, I don't know. I just — holy shit. I've always wanted to visit Jhala."

[𝑹𝒆𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝑩𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒐𝒏. @brightascopper]

This was how every day of his life looked like and he would gladly have the rest of his life look the same.

Smiling brightly at that. Loras was the true gift here.

"Ah, it's two tickets to the summer isle's, hotel and everything included."

[𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐬 𝐓𝐲𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐥 | parody. @modernloras]

"No discussion necessary — every day spent with you is a gift."

He sneaked a loving glance Renly's way before fully pulling out the present.

"Ohh, what's all this?"

[𝑹𝒆𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝑩𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒐𝒏. @brightascopper]

Actually, he was excited to see Loras open it. He really had put a lot of thought behind the gift.

But, his heart skipped a little beat, cheeks heating up.

"I guess that can be discussed later."

[𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐬 𝐓𝐲𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐥 | parody. @modernloras]

My love. Just hearing those words was present enough. Loras still reached out for the gift, though, a curious light glinting behind his eyes.

"And here I was thinking /you/ were my gift," he quipped, opening up the box.

[𝑹𝒆𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝑩𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒐𝒏. @brightascopper]

He glanced at the present in his hands. Biting the inner side of his cheek before he held it out to him.

"Happy nameday, my love."

[𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐬 𝐓𝐲𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐥 | parody. @modernloras]

"One more petal on the flower." He winked, lips spread into a grin.

The day /was/ special, because he'd planned out a party for Saturday, leaving today free to spend with no one but Renly.

[𝑹𝒆𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝑩𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒐𝒏. @brightascopper]

A smile overcame his features immediately. Seeing the excitement in Loras' eyes was enough to make him happy already.

"Hey... I heard it's your special day."

[𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐬 𝐓𝐲𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐥 | parody. @modernloras]

Every Tyrell lives associated with golden roses, but when Loras clocks the present in Renly's hands, his ears perk up much like a puppy's would.

"Hi there."

[𝑹𝒆𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝑩𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒐𝒏. @brightascopper]

Oh, Oh!
Okay okay he got it.

Well, anyway he actually wanted to say something completely different.
Present in hand.

[𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐬 𝐓𝐲𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐥 | parody. @modernloras]

But to be a DILF all he needs is to be old enough to have a child! And be sexy, but he's always had that covered. Old and hot are the only true requirements.

[𝑹𝒆𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝑩𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒐𝒏. @brightascopper]

He knows to be a father he needs a child tho, no?

[𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐬 𝐓𝐲𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐥 | parody. @modernloras]

It's the only natural destination for a man like Loras.

[𝑹𝒆𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝑩𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒐𝒏. @brightascopper]

Definition was found and he can't even form words.

[𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐬 𝐓𝐲𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐥 | parody. @modernloras]

It's what Loras is going to be when he's older than 45.

[𝑹𝒆𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝑩𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒐𝒏. @brightascopper]

Cur him looking for the definition of dilf.

[𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐬 𝐓𝐲𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐥 | parody. @modernloras]

CRASHING INTO THE TIMELINE FOR NAMEDAY SHENANIGANS.

One year closer to officially becoming a DILF 🎊🎊🎊

[𝑹𝒆𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝑩𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒐𝒏. @brightascopper]

"I think you get that at the gym."
His smile grew a bit bigger and he shook his head.
"No, they are for our home."

[𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐬 𝐓𝐲𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐥 | parody. @modernloras]

A hum parting his lips, Loras lifted his head. "Wish I knew what being in the zone felt like. Is it a magazine you're doing photos for?"

[𝑹𝒆𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝑩𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒐𝒏. @brightascopper]

The corners of his lips curled up ever so slightly as Loras mocked him.
"I /know/. But I was in my zone, I didn't even notice."
And now he was punished with burning eyes.

[𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐬 𝐓𝐲𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐥 | parody. @modernloras]

Renly, working hard to produce the best possible work? Sounded right up his alley. Loras grinned. "Taking a break /is/ allowed, you know. . ."

[𝑹𝒆𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝑩𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒐𝒏. @brightascopper]

His response was a simple shrug.
"I'm not sure, I spent too much time on my laptop."
But to his own excuse, he was editing photos, a lot of them.

[𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐬 𝐓𝐲𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐥 | parody. @modernloras]

He nuzzled his nose against the crook of Ren's neck. "Tired?"

[𝑹𝒆𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝑩𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒐𝒏. @brightascopper]

Look how his whole body relaxes under his arm, a soft sigh leaving him there.
"Hey."
He responded softly, closing his eyes.

[𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐬 𝐓𝐲𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐥 | parody. @modernloras]

This? The highlight of his day. Eyes shining, he wraps an arm around Renly and plants a kiss on his cheek. "Hey, you."

[𝑹𝒆𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝑩𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒐𝒏. @brightascopper]

excuse him he is just going to crawl under the blanket next to @modernloras.

[𝑹𝒆𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝑩𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒐𝒏. @brightascopper]

|| OH MY GOD WAIT WHAT. Why am I just seeing this. I can't omg 😭😭😭

[𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐬 𝐓𝐲𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐥 | parody. @modernloras]

|| hello i just realized it's been (almost) exactly two years since they got together and i need us to sob together 😭😭

[𝑹𝒆𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝑩𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒐𝒏. @brightascopper]

"Of course!"

Renly called back from the room next door. It took half a minute before he walked over to the couch, sitting down next to Loras.

"What are you doing, hm?"

[𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐬 𝐓𝐲𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐥 | parody. @modernloras]

Loras is perched upon the couch's armrest, a laptop sitting on his lap. He gazes up, and calls out.

"@brightascopper! Do you have seven minutes?"

[𝑹𝒆𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝑩𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒐𝒏. @brightascopper]

He strongly disagrees, especially when he is sweating.

"And how long will that take?"
Renly had a feeling that it would definitely take too long.

He nodded quickly, watching Loras for a moment and then leaning down. Well at least he wasn't all that bad in this.

[𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐬 𝐓𝐲𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐥 | parody. @modernloras]

Yes. Like ten thousand times.

"It'll get you less and less tired with time." Such was the nature of the human body!

"Okay. Let's start with touching our own feet. Like this." Loras bent to touch the ground. "Don't bend your knees. Straight legs all the time."

[𝑹𝒆𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝑩𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒐𝒏. @brightascopper]

That's... Nope, no questions.