Sarah B

Jane of some trades, mistress of none. Always trying to do better. Views expressed are mine and mine alone, unless you agree. Then one may be yours too. She/her

[Sarah B @brightidea21]

@mcuban Dear Mark,

The Irish Lion in Bloomington is closing. Will you please buy it and save it?
Sincerely,
Sarah and Ryan Brown
IU, Classes of ‘00 and ‘98

[Sarah B @brightidea21]

CORRELATION IS NOT CAUSATION, JERKS. https://t.co/ohOymuKqRJ

[Sarah B @brightidea21]

Wordle 662 4/6

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Swung for the fences, got lucky.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

"No one wants to work anymore."

[Sarah B @brightidea21]

Is there one movie quote/TV quote/GIF that you find continuously relevant? Here's mine today: (extra points for keeping the feed green on 3/17)

[Sarah B @brightidea21]

Also, this is how Snoop Dogg greeted Scotland. ❤️‍🔥

[808s & Car Shakes @808andCarShakes]

Snoop Dogg was greeted by a bagpipe cover of “Still DRE” when he landed in Scotland 🔥

[Sarah B @brightidea21]

@zillowgonewild It has its own solar system! I'M IN!

[Sarah B @brightidea21]

I'm holding out for Tang. https://t.co/uvvG4amn4w

[Sarah B @brightidea21]

@TessaDare 1. I see far more uses of "she/her" now that people (professionally and personally) are declaring their pronouns.
2. By this "guys causes confusion" logic wouldn't most trans people want to be a boy? I don't know the numbers but that does not seem to be the case.

[Charles Bukowski Quotes @bukowskiquoteus]

The problem with attributing this quote to Bukowski is that he didn’t say it. https://t.co/gK8zNHvAGh

[Sarah B @brightidea21]

@joedonatelli Looks like some editor is recycling old stories. These pants have been on their shelves for about 20 years. This tweet has been brought to you by this editor's favorite beverage: https://t.co/3ml3azlWk1

[Sarah B @brightidea21]

Is Lily Allen the only artist to ever put out an epic takedown track of her grandma? https://t.co/jMrbi6tgv7

[Joe Donatelli @joedonatelli]

Did a slower friend write this?

[Sarah B @brightidea21]

My favorite dedication ever, @jaydee_ell. #welltraveled

[Sarah B @brightidea21]

Hoping the algorithm will start serving me ads with a modern equivalent posthaste.

[Sarah B @brightidea21]

I'm so glad everything is just fine now.

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A List of Things People Blamed on Women

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[Sarah B @brightidea21]

@pennyrelentless That too exactly! Why spend the money if no one will be able to tell you did?

[Sarah B @brightidea21]

Some nights, sleep comes easily. And some nights, you have to punch sleep in the face and show it who's boss.

[Sarah B @brightidea21]

What. Is. Even. Happening.

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

You know what’s SO crazy? We’ll NEVER have another Pepsi commercial like the Beyoncé, Britney, and P*nk one (f/ Enrique Iglesias) and while I don’t drink Pepsi because it’s disgusting, that was SUCH a time to be alive