I have to confess I still haven’t listened to a voicemail I got 2 1/2 years ago because I know it’s my aunt trying to get me to buy her sewing machine and I’m scared that if I listen to the voicemail I’m gonna have to buy it (again, this was 2.5 years ago)
Do really pretty people feel just kinda stupid sometimes like there is no reason to be looking like handsome squidward at all hours of the day like give it a rest
coke drinkers have the world handed to them on a platter, catered to, coddled, and still they whine + complain, rootbeer heads on the other hand, forged in fire, ripping from the very earth the nectar they need, spat on by the media but smiling thru it all