Dale Bright

[Dale Bright @brighty778]

@babylondomus Pretty sure thats Panthalus

[Dale Bright @brighty778]

@NoContextCounty Say sike right now. Please 😭

[kate @normal_regimiro]

who could forget this classic line

[Matty @mattylufc_]

There’s now a bigger issue to be honest. 25 (twenty five) pounds for a double rum and coke!?

[TheCricketMen @thecricketmen]

Unless I’m missing something, I’m not sure this is a resigning and retiring offence for Stokes. Silly, yes. But if he wasn’t the agitator, only acted in self defence and simply broke a midnight curfew - it would be a sorry way to say goodbye to an English cricketing legend.

[Dale Bright @brighty778]

@stevenspohn

[Jackeea @Jackeea_]

@RunningJonathan @AldiUK Your dad weighs Professor Peppy and tags Aldi about it

[Dale Bright @brighty778]

@NoContextCounty 30

[Dale Bright @brighty778]

@Jestertainmentx

[Dale Bright @brighty778]

@StickToCricket @MichaelVaughan Nottingham is the new Manchester?

[Dale Bright @brighty778]

@SamaHoole @steelgymgaming Tbf. Tesco doesn’t always sell grass fed beef. Sometimes it’s grass fed horse labelled as beef

[Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @woofknight]

HR says I'm no longer allowed to answer the phone with "for fuck sake, what now"

[Dale Bright @brighty778]

@Jestertainmentx It was nice knowing you. There is only factory now. You won’t even notice the addiction take hold until it’s too late

[Dale Bright @brighty778]

@Jestertainmentx The Factory must grow

[Dale Bright @brighty778]

@Jestertainmentx Could be worse. It could be like

[Play! Pokémon @playpokemon]

Phantom Dive coming through! 🚆

With a Dragapult ex in play and no way for their opponent to establish a new Gardevoir ex, Katy Montgomerie advances to Top 8!

#PokemonTCG

[Dale Bright @brighty778]

@NoContextCounty Ah yes. The fabled Mancuian Elephant. The most common of all Elephants

[Dale Bright @brighty778]

@Jestertainmentx

[Dale Bright @brighty778]

@crazyiIIusions The easiest way to tell if stairs are ascending or descending is whether you’re going up or down them.