David Bright

[David Bright @brightyknob]

@granddesigns Have they got kids yet?

[David Bright @brightyknob]

@theposh @Carabao_Cup Away at the biggest stadium to get some cash

[David Bright @brightyknob]

@LFC 'It wasn't the result we wanted'....'we go again'.....'blah blah'....same after game comments far too often over the last season and this. We made Fulham look competent not like the absolute pants team they are

[David Bright @brightyknob]

@davidlynchlfc So that's the excuse for the next month or so. The players have 2 games a week and internationals until November and beyond. May as well give up on it then. It was simple mistakes that have nowt to do with fatigue. Pass to a player, not the crowd would be a good start

[David Bright @brightyknob]

@GMB I was a bit drunk and.....piss off
I think I've broken my toe.........piss off
I think I've taken some bad drugs (anything drug related).....piss off
I've been bitten/stung.....piss off

Get a grip of Dr surgeries too, so you don't think a trip to A&E is easier

[David Bright @brightyknob]

@TobyWoody Should've smelt the London Road end toilets circa '77......fucking hummed a treat

[David Bright @brightyknob]

@GMB @susannareid100 I work hard as part of a 'team' but my 'team' and others in the same industry as mine do not feel the need to blow smoke up ours,and others, arses once every year

[David Bright @brightyknob]

@GMB He's not rich? But she came on your show and said 'I luv 'im, that's all that counts, innit'

[David Bright @brightyknob]

@prodnose Shinned up a lamppost and nicked one once. I turned it into a clock. It was just something you did in the '80s

[David Bright @brightyknob]

@GMB @MartinSLewis
It's a shame I can't compare tariffs on your site Martin as I have an EV

[David Bright @brightyknob]

@PoshGoals I know the chuds have been told they're not allowed to stand, but I think scoring a winner that late should mean you stand and applaud

[David Bright @brightyknob]

@KirstieMAllsopp Takea longer bur is more energy effielcient....longer means more energy so not as efficient as proposed. Anything with 'heat pump' in the title is a con

[David Bright @brightyknob]

@YNWAlfcnews_ He was a shit player with an atrocious attitude. But I doubt he's the worst as Liverpool have a 132 year history. Do you mean worst ever PL? Probably, but I doubt it

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@GMB Someone I know......took some old paint tins to the local recycling centre. He was told they didn't take them there and would need to go to one a 20 mile round trip away. I hear he threw them in his bin at home

[David Bright @brightyknob]

@GMB We were told to turn up at a certain time. We were given an envelope and then told to naff off as we were standing around talking to each other.
Who cares who got what, or why they didn't. Get on with it

[David Bright @brightyknob]

@Bradley_PUFC I think a lot of younger POSH fans are spoilt. Imagine spending most of the time in Div 4 with a bit of time in Div 3 and then about to go tips up a chap buys us and it's pretty much been honey since. You can't please all the people all the time but he saved my club

[David Bright @brightyknob]

@liamgallagher No, she said British....

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@GMB Poor reporting. Why didn't he question the home manager as to why they don't have air con there. Too many care homes don't even have the basics for the care bit of their title. 'We're incouraging all the residents to come down into the communal areas', won't be cool for long!!

[David Bright @brightyknob]

@GMB They must be running out of carpets to sweep this shit under

[David Bright @brightyknob]

@GMB 13bn in foreign aid, illegal migration up to 4bn, 21bn in support sent to Ukraine........that would be a lovely little 50% increase and old people in care homes wouldn't be made to eat Tesco saver individual apple pies as a Sunday afternoon treat