Brigid Murphy

[Brigid Murphy @brigid_murph]

Lmfao

[Brigid Murphy @brigid_murph]

@jess_jakubooty Me and you both...

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

Our plans 2020

[Brigid Murphy @brigid_murph]

One time at a bar a guy straight up asked me to marry him and told me if I said yes he would let me keep on of the baby cows as the house pet. Now that I think about it I should have said yes 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Brigid Murphy @brigid_murph]

@_joshsoj_ Sooo soft

[Brigid Murphy @brigid_murph]

@styledbyrati Asking a teacher what page to read which led to a detention slip it escalated to me telling the teacher she spelled my name wrong on the slip so it didn’t count and her giving me another one.Ended with me crawling between her legs as she blocked the door so I could leave the room

[Brigid Murphy @brigid_murph]

@doorstopper20 And watermelons

[Brigid Murphy @brigid_murph]

@_joshuwua 45

[Brigid Murphy @brigid_murph]

This morning I watched a lady take her hard hat off and still have perfect hair. I took mine off and it looked like I got hit by a train.

[Brigid Murphy @brigid_murph]

@M_Seifried Please tell me the rest of the story

[Brittany Dawn @itsbrittanydawn]

to the girls who see friends getting engaged, pregnant, married, moving into first homes, posting pics with their man, etc. and you feel like you’re doing something wrong. stop. their season is not your season. comparison is the thief of joy.

[Brigid Murphy @brigid_murph]

@coreycruse4 Do I know you?

[Brigid Murphy @brigid_murph]

Today at my site the project manager questioned if I even knew how to do my job and then asked if this was my first day as an intern cause clearly I’m clueless about this type of work. I’m sure if I was a man this conversation would have happened.

[Brigid Murphy @brigid_murph]

Moral of the story is this dude is a pretentious ass wipe who thinks he knows more than everyone else cause he has fancy clothes on and drive a bmw and “owns the company”. Kick rocks my dude.

[Brigid Murphy @brigid_murph]

After that interaction he calls my coworker and calls me Jennifer, after multiple times of me telling him my name, and tells her that I’m not job right. Thankfully this girl has my back tells him that I am doing my job the proper way.

[Brigid Murphy @brigid_murph]

Confused on why I just drove past an anti abortion sign and only men were holding it up.

[Brigid Murphy @brigid_murph]

@kmagss You playing basketballl 😬😬😬

[Brigid Murphy @brigid_murph]

@staytrillhill I freakin feel this!!!!! My BOSS spells my name wrong in every email.