Brig

[Brig @brigidburdette]

where’s macklemore

[Brig @brigidburdette]

“im going off the grid”
*takes off apple watch*

[Brig @brigidburdette]

the most irritating thing in the world: the car’s headrest when ur driving w a ponytail

[Brig @brigidburdette]

@Ch33ky_Chappy_ s is smooth and sassy, c looks like it stubbed it’s toe

[Brig @brigidburdette]

c is a useless letter. use s or k

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

this was so serious for me

[Brig @brigidburdette]

will someone please figure out a logical way that I can get a puppy when i work 12 hour shifts and live alone plz and thx 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

[Brig @brigidburdette]

my toxic trait is when i get drunk i will show you all 15,000 photos on my phone

[Brig @brigidburdette]

in conclusion: its me, im the problem

[Brig @brigidburdette]

woah remember being a kid and climbing trees

[Brig @brigidburdette]

it’s okay he can’t feel it, it’s just air escaping

[Brig @brigidburdette]

i just thought of a million dollar idea:

instead of AMI jukeboxes, everyone submits their best memes to display on the TVs throughout the bar

[Things That Changed The Internet @ShapedInternet]

You changed the internet

[Brig @brigidburdette]

you ever so excited to go to sleep you just lay there smiling

[Brig @brigidburdette]

what if hospitals were like texas roadhouse and every time there was a code the nurses would line up and start line dancing

[Brig @brigidburdette]

Katie: yeah that little bitch with the pink hair
Me: the seven y/o?
Katie: yeah I gave her the finger

[Brig @brigidburdette]

how is menchies still in business