Alex Briglio

Lisa frank afficienado and pizza enthusiast. Put me in a movie already.

[𝑮 ♡ @highitsg]

i’ll ask a ouija board before i ask chatgpt

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 BREAKING: Rep. Ted Lieu says the full Epstein files contain information that Donald Trump RAPED minors.

So he started a war to distract us from his crimes.

Never stop speaking about Epstein.

[hunter @putterlights]

the us mens hockey team just allowed themselves to be used as a public relations spectacle to distract the world from trump going to war. i hope theyre fucking proud of themselves.

[Alex Briglio @briglio1]

Anyone that grew up in a “hockeytown”…..is not surprised in the least by all of this.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Why would I watch the State of the Union?
I already know the state of the union. It’s not fucking good.

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

The puppy bowl even outperformed TPUSA with 12M viewers.

[kayla says @KaylaSaysMore]

I love Bad Bunny I love Lady Gaga I love kindness and multiculturalism and being woke and I hate the New England Patriots amen

[Alex Briglio @briglio1]

We are the granddaughters of the hamburgers that couldn’t be helped.

[jay @kendallhosseini]

people magazine actually naming one of the sexiest men alive while he is still sexy

[he/him who eats. 🇿🇦 @justwellington]

Excited to announce that I've just about had it

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

It doesn’t feel like party rock is in the house tonight. It hasn’t for a long time

[Alex Briglio @briglio1]

@kaitlan4 As I fan, I can’t even defend this album. Melodically, I like some of them (because they sound like other songs I already know) lyrically I’m embarrassed.

[Alex Briglio @briglio1]

BRING BACK THE MOVIE MUSICAL OVERTURE YOU HOLLYWOOD COWARDS.

[bug girl @buggirl]

no girl ur right ur so much better than me for being devastated by the loss of a pro-gun, pro-genocide, anti-abortion, anti-lgbt+, anti-immigrant, anti-empathy, violently racist transphobic, and misogynistic white supremacist whose whole job was reviving the hitler youth. my bad

[Alex Briglio @briglio1]

Crying because this mob boss is putting a hit out on someone who made a fat joke about his overweight wife. IF HE WANTED TO HE WOULD.

[Alex Briglio @briglio1]

@chewberts Princess Diana from Michigan (photogenic even mid sneeze. A true diva)

[layna @issa_laynaa]

Passing the ancient texts down to my daughter