Brianna Guntz

she/her I run on excessive amounts of caffeine and sheer will

[Brianna Guntz @briguntz]

@cowboylikexav only good track so far i’m feeling underwhelmed :/

[Brianna Guntz @briguntz]

@nicoloexoxo1 do you have the set list?

[Brianna Guntz @briguntz]

spent all music theory class analyzing bohemian rhapsody i’m having a good time

[Brianna Guntz @briguntz]

20 going on 80 as i pull out my newspaper to read on the train on my way to class

[Brianna Guntz @briguntz]

started sleeping with a spray bottle to stop my kitten from causing absolute mayhem without getting up

[Brianna Guntz @briguntz]

currently living off of those cough drops that numb your whole mouth

[Brianna Guntz @briguntz]

me when i show up to do my radio show and they are training new djs so i’ve been sitting here for 30 minutes like 👁️👄👁️

[Brianna Guntz @briguntz]

i think i got covid from my cat (my only evidence is the $700 in vet bills)

[Brianna Guntz @briguntz]

being a mother to a kitten is all fun and games until it’s $500 in vet bills

[Brianna Guntz @briguntz]

eating pizza at 4am because there is probably something deeply wrong with me

[Brianna Guntz @briguntz]

only children, how do you live without a family group chat? that content is so funny it keeps me going

[Brianna Guntz @briguntz]

post dinner with my grandma who has dementia:

“i don’t think i like that tattoo it looks like mice”

whose gonna tell her i’m gay…..

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@altangerine sorry i am not lgbtq+ friendly

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logo change makes me want to delete twitter

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i heart flix for old barbie ads before the movie

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things that have happened since turning 20:

- cried every day

(many of these have been happy tears i’m normal)

[Brianna Guntz @briguntz]

got a bra from victoria’s secret and had to get a DDD which is THREE TIMES MY NORMAL SIZE

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washed my emotional support water bottle, big day

[Brianna Guntz @briguntz]

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, if you can’t afford to tip you can’t afford to go out to eat

[Brianna Guntz @briguntz]

the concert got canceled but we decided it’s in everyone’s best interest for us to not breakup, thank you for sticking with us through these troubling times @altangerine

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being in a secure relationship is planning a concert together in 6 months