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sometimes writer/actor/director/what/not. here’s a thing I made once: he/him.

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@CarmChristopher @ElysianTheater Fake

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Check out my latest article: Thank You, Paul Reubens for Inspiring My Childhood and Creativity https://t.co/ooSz1mbLgf via @LinkedIn

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@tanyaef_ @adamshurwitz Sounds like an awesome opportunity! I'd love to discuss. I'll shoot you an email.

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@adamshurwitz So have you been X’d or un-X’d (or ex-X’d)?

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@0xCoinshift @adamshurwitz @Superfluid_HQ @EY_US I have applied through your link. Thanks for your consideration!

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@adamshurwitz @aeisenberger @joeyabanks @AngelList @joeyabanks @aeisenberger available designer here– thanks for posting! @adamshurwitz thanks for directing my attention. I'm going to take a serious look into these two roles.

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@andreaberting

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@JackLombardi @joncoopertweets Welp you just posted proof you don’t know what a spoiler is

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6-yo tonight: Probably those bags under your eyes are the shame of thinking I peed in the bathtub when I didn’t. They’re tote bags full of shame.

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@andreaberting Next time!

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@kenklippenstein I like the title of his segment, sums him up nicely

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@heathercampbell Omg

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I want to take a minute to show my appreciation for Democrat Rep. Jamaal Bowman, who when approached by GOP Rep. Thomas Massie, stood strong and passionately up for the children who died this week in Nashville.

Bowman was a teacher in the Bronx and also founded a public middle school in the Bronx. Bowman was then a principal for a decade before running for Congress.

“Calm down? Children are dying. Nine year old children!” Rep. Jamaal Bowman shouted at Massie.

It's people like Bowman who we need leading us into the future.

Thank you Congressman!

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My mom (not a MD) tells me that I (38m) am too young to be worrying about balding, but should look into whether or not I have osteoporosis. Thanks, mom! 🩺

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@andreaberting Amazing, congrats!

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6-yo: I don’t like Hansel and Gretel. It’s too rustic for me.

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6-yo to me: The thing that is ruining my day the most is your mouth.

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@LEGO_Group 🫴

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@elonmusk Twitter was better when it wasn’t run by a man baby

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@DanielleNicki Poltergeist. Nightmares for years!