yew

[𝔐 @vsmarzz]

u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”

[jas😚 @jasfizzle02]

educated guys that take their future seriously >>>>

[rosalie ogletree🦋 @rosalieogletree]

sorry but if your friend is sad over a boy for the 13675 time u help her over the same boy for the 13675 time

[Tasha Farsaci @tashafarsaci]

drunk trying to decide if you should text the guy who ruined your life and ghosted you 45 times

[t 🍯🍓 @tinaaabean_]

I don’t know who needs to hear this tonight but the phrase is “COULDN’T care less”, if you “could care less” that means you DO CARE because you have room to CARE LESS THAN YOU CURRENTLY DO WHY IS ENGLISH SO HARD ITS YOUR ONLY LANGUAGE CHAD SKJCKSKCK

[YT: Oratile Mabusela @MabuselaOratile]

September is going to be good to me
September is going to be good to me
September is going to be good to me
September is going to be good to me
September is going to be good to me
September is going to be good to me
September is going to be good to me

[lex @bluntsznn]

yall ever miss your fake friends...like i used to have so much fun with you snake ass bitches lmfaoo

[madeeha @madee_kha_rest]

do u think karl marx was a marxist bc of his last name or was it just a coincidence

[Carly Incontro @carlyincontro]

i’ve seen comments that say i have a single girl glow ...bitch that’s cuz my tears have been hydrating my face for the past two months but thank u

[Emily Pye @emily_pyee]

Having a boyfriend is great but having one isn’t going to complete you. Such a misconception that being with a boy will make you less bored or make you completely happier. If you are relying on a boy to make you a happier person or to complete you, it probably won’t work anyway

[RIIRII🌩 @yourboirii]

Me thinking I’d ever be pretty enough to be someone’s girlfriend: 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡