Brian Kemp

[Brian Kemp @brikemp4]

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[Brian Kemp @brikemp4]

@seemarcushere @Ricky_Kemp32 You can’t fit huh tubby? :(

[Brian Kemp @brikemp4]

@seemarcushere @Ricky_Kemp32 So you’re fat? Lol

[Brian Kemp @brikemp4]

@seemarcushere @Ricky_Kemp32 🫡

[Brian Kemp @brikemp4]

@seemarcushere @Ricky_Kemp32

[Brian Kemp @brikemp4]

@seemarcushere @Ricky_Kemp32

[NBC Chicago @nbcchicago]

‘Worse Than the Disease’: Rauner Blasts Pritzker’s Handling of Coronavirus https://t.co/5s1kkfHH9D

[Brian Kemp @brikemp4]

@morgantumino I can’t do the jumping jacks with my bad knee, so I’d only be able to do the core stuff :/ and even then, I usually do about 15-20 mins of core as a warm up. I’m used to hour and half long lifts or 2 mile swims. With no running for another 4-6 weeks I am struggling 😞

[Brian Kemp @brikemp4]

I don’t think I’ve felt more gross and out of shape since high school. Help, my governor is 300lbs and wants us all to eat, drink, watch tv, and get high until July

[Brian Kemp @brikemp4]

@Ricky_Kemp32 “Fellas... we might need a bigger cannon. This one won’t fit”

[Brian Kemp @brikemp4]

@natty_ice88 Self-inflicted collapse led by our fearless “leader”

[Brian Kemp @brikemp4]

Can someone please tell JB Pritzker he needs to step down? On behalf of everyone else that, contrary to him, lives a healthy lifestyle and finds joy in things other than the couch, tv, food, and liquor

[Brian Kemp @brikemp4]

Most likely written by a beta who has never played a sport, and got his lunch money stolen in middle school

[Post Sports @PostSports]

The pandemic has reminded us: We don’t need more sports in our lives — we need less https://t.co/nyXXQJL3OO

[Aussies Doing Things @aussiesdointhgs]

The world’s greatest barktender🍷🍹🍻
🎥 IG ivykitetheaussie

[Ricky @Rick_Flair32]

Pritzker talking about socially distancing when his neck and shoulders haven’t been distanced since 1985

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

“The Simpsons doesn’t predict the future...there’s just so many episodes...”

May 6, 1993: A Simpsons episode plot has the town of Springfield getting sick with a flu that originates in Asia.

While the town begs for a vaccine, murder bees show up.

[Brian Kemp @brikemp4]

@AmelynRandall @arcademanluke01 @Dee___NY @nathcpa You can’t, I’m coming to haunt you👻

[Brian Kemp @brikemp4]

@MonCheckit He has them in phase 4, where anything with 50+ people is not permitted. A gym with less than 50 people in it? Okay JB, step foot in a gym for the first time in your life and let me know if that’s practical 🙄

[Brian Kemp @brikemp4]

Holy shit JB Pritzker is the worst