Brian Johnson

Nuclear reactor operator by trade, gamer by hobby, husband and father by great fortune.

[Brian Johnson @brikenjon]

Hello, @elonmusk! You are in a kitchen, holding your extremely normal baby, X Æ A-12, when a dish towel catches fire. How do you put it out? https://t.co/oEgcbNYuy0 #isElonARobot

[Brian Johnson @brikenjon]

@MDPolo I work tonight. I was sleeping! It was a physical copy, anyway.

[Brian Johnson @brikenjon]

@MDPolo Looks they sold out of the XBone version.

[Brian Johnson @brikenjon]

I just donated to @Wikipedia. Support free knowledge! #iloveWikipedia https://t.co/9K1YnHIhv8

[Brian Johnson @brikenjon]

@MDPolo Awesome! Thanks, man.

[Brian Johnson @brikenjon]

And being a parent. Fo sho. https://t.co/D1bD6RZSKQ

[Brandi @LadyBrik]

Hahahahaha. Accurate, right, @brikenjon?!

[Brian Johnson @brikenjon]

@MDPolo Beautiful work!

[Melissa & Chris Bruntlett @modacitylife]

.@CityOfEdmonton just built a $7.5M, 7.8km network of cycle tracks; maintained by solar-powered #cargobike. A seismic shift in oil country.

[Brian Johnson @brikenjon]

@J3ffrey11 Creepy!

[PD Smith @PD_Smith]

A Chinese mall has introduced "husband storage" pods where wives can leave their spouse while they shop https://t.co/s17y4Cbrrn

[Jillian David -- find me on other sites @JillianDavid13]

Focus group. This could have been avoided with 1 focus group (of women).

[Mr. Money Mustache @mrmoneymustache]

A Mustachian DIY-renovates a 45,000 square foot building into a mixed-use utopia, making entire the city awesome: https://t.co/KCI64S8Kas

[Brandi @LadyBrik]

His&hers, hammock-style. 📖☀️ #GoodreadswithaView @brikenjon

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

2006: Bank CEO says it's safe to deregulate his bank
2008: His bank gets $1.4B bailout
Yesterday: He's back asking for deregulation
Watch:

[Brian Johnson @brikenjon]

@J3ffrey11 Is that tongue?

[Robbie Couch @robbie_couch]

1995: The internet will revolutionize the way we think and communicate

2017:

[Brian Johnson @brikenjon]

@whorrak Sentiment at the expense of fact is a slippery slope.

[Brian Johnson @brikenjon]

@angrybooklady @whorrak So hard to know anything. Meme might be valid or even truish, but quote on the left is inaccurate at best and a fabrication at worst.