b kind

twitter my twotter

[Freshly caught tuna-tartare @D_Radiance]

wait no literally like the ONLY sane people left are millennials (born 1981-1999)

[daily pic of mac @malcompicsdaily]

i’ve had this saved for months

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Canada, you may hear loud bangs coming from the basement for the next month or so. Don't worry about it. Just make sure the door is shut and locked.

[Pain Depression & Anxiety @ILLUMINUSNUMBx]

inside out if it was filmed inside my head

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I’m done blessing America. I’m moving on to Canada. It’s less needy and has better poutine.

[CaptainCoby @Captaincoby00]

I know many of you have stiffy over blaming Trudeau for every little fucking thing wrong with your lives, but you do realize you are getting royally fucked by corporate greed right?

Trudeau doesn’t set grocery prices, gas prices, utility prices, insurance prices…….

[keegan @FranziaMom]

every relationship needs one person who says “What else has he been in” while watching something and one person who excitedly reads their IMDB out loud

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

Understanding Canadians:

Yeah, no = No
Yeah, no, for sure = Yes

[find me 💙✨ Vexajo @movin_on_up07]

Is it teething? Is it a 4 month sleep progression? I'm at the combination teething/sleep regression hell 🎵

[hb @H_Baeee]

this guy posted: s/o to my wife! she works 40hrs a week, laundry never piles up, kids are healthy, she keeps their appointments, and the fridge/pantry full! random appreciation post!

why his Daddy comment: well damn nigga wtf do you do

when i tell you i'm CRYING 😂

[kemi @kemimarie]

babies change the dynamic of a relationship and i need people to think about that. for example, after you give birth, you and your partner are essentially forced into penetrative celibacy for 6 weeks. that’s something you need to talk to your partner about. it seems silly but

[b kind @brikinden]

Oh damn I thought it was a bun and sweats

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

No one:
Cancers: so sorry I’m so sorry SO SORRY

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Fun Run Pro Am Race for the Cure

[CaptainCoby @Captaincoby00]

To my Conservative friends on X

-Climate change is real.
-You can’t protest away the lgbtqia2s+ community as hard as you try
-The carbon tax isn’t making you poor
-The Freedom Convoy didn’t do a thing
-Covid is real
-Vaccine is safe

Have a good day 🎣

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

No one will love you like a Cancer