Bri Wiegand

I make costumes! And I love exclamation points!

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Calling all bagpipe/piano/instrument-playing ghosts: please switch to the melodica. There’s nothing spooky about it.

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If aliens can become ghosts after they die and we encounter them, we wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between an alien and a ghost alien.

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Summer time life hack: use a ouija board in the hottest rooms of your house! Your house will be like, 20 degrees cooler. Ignore the haunting portents.

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*Ghost exits the room through the fridge*

Option 1 (too easy): there was previously a door in the house where the fridge was.

Option 2: the ghost is trying to act natural and thinks the fridge door is an actual door. Dummy.

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@PushinUpRoses I don’t know if you’ve covered Diagnosis Murder on your channel before, but either way, check out the episode The Bela Lugosi Blues (S2, Ep13). It is BONKERS. It’s a legitimate supernatural episode of an otherwise non-supernatural show.

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@PushinUpRoses Hey! You can do it!

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@Stax_Madly Does this mean they can tell when our’s ends?

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He likes to sing in the trees, then act natural. #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

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Okay, anyone know what they're singing? #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

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@KarenKilgariff what if Beans was a bad pharmacist and thought the beans he ate for breakfast got him and not his medication?

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@PushinUpRoses what do you think of the Murder She Wrote episodes that are like Jessica telling us the story but she’s not in it? I always miss her during those episodes.

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@KarenKilgariff if Roddy McDowall is in something murder-y, you KNOW that shit is going to be good. Like Fright Night! And Murder, She Wrote! And Evil Under the Sun with Maggie Smith!

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Can I get a Quentin Tarantino movie about a group of kidnapped kids’ moms teaming up to take down a pedophile ring? Noreen Gosh and Patty Wetterling are already badass, so we’d only need to pump it up a little.

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Okay, @CreepyClubPod - who wants to make a parody song mashing up child murderer Mary Bell’s jail time with that song from Rapunzel?

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In Forensic Files announcer’s voice: “with an apartment like that, the motive was obviously not robbery. She was poor as shit!”

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@tcm I know this isn’t a very old film, but Big Trouble in Little China will never get old for me. #ComfortFilm

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I would legit watch a supercut of Murder She Wrote previews more often than I watch actual episodes of Murder She Wrote.

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“He’s a berry GROWER, Dad. And it’s just a PHASE”

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Why do I keep wanting to refer to Angus Young (you know, from AC/DC) as Argus Filch (you know, from Harry Potter)???

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@PushinUpRoses dude, there’s a really cool Murder She Wrote episode called The Days Dwindle Down where they spliced together clips from an old movie (Strange Bargain) as flashbacks!