Mr. Brilliant Cunt

I call things 'cunt'. Brilliant.

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280 character tweets are for cunts.

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Poodles are cunts.

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Nissan Micras are cunts.

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Aberdeen is a cunt.

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Tomato ketchup is a cunt.

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James Blunt is a whining posh cunt.

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Polar bears are cunts.

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Fireworks are cunts.

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2015 is a cunt.

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2014 was a cunt.

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Mrs. Brown's Boys are cunts.

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Your Christmas tree is a cunt.

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Eggnog is a cunt.

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Presents are cunts.

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The little baby Jesus is a cunt.

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Baubles are cunts.

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Mulled wine is a cunt.

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Tinsel is a cunt.

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Lord Sir Alan Sugar is a cunt.

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L'ORÉAL For Men is a cunt.