trash panda 💕 possum fam

Rubyn | French BA, communications and social impact | 26 |
bilingual bisexual | zie/ziem

[trash panda 💕 possum fam @brilliantrk]

Reminder that I Am Poor and have a Venmo. I'm good at photography, graphic design, babysitting, getting groceries, and typing. Also being cute if that's all it takes!
rkitchen on Venmo

[trash panda 💕 possum fam @brilliantrk]

Hi everyone, just wanted to say that I'm looking for short-term and got work in Utah Valley and something longer in the Portland OR area. Please share this as far as you can!

[Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach]

if you admit a “body packer” (person who has ingested bags of drugs with the intent of moving product) to the hospital PLEASE change their name in the chart to a fake name and put extra security on that floor

someone will come looking for that patient and the product

[bush @cosmiccbush]

@annalaura_art uhhhhh yeah

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

KANYE: I won't say what race doctor diagnosed me as bipolar. I won't say it. I can't say it. Okay. It was a JEWISH doctor

ME: *making note* Jews... are very good doctors...

[Elora - Online 1 Room Schoolhouse @1Schoolhouse]

This is your friendly reminder to follow cute animal accounts on Twitter so you don’t get completely overwhelmed every time you log on.

[grace is a teacher @avatargrace]

Do this if you want ego malk to lose money

[Godless Liz 😇 @GodlessLiz]

Christians when they believed kids were being sexually abused during the Satanic Panic: mass hysteria, lawsuits, false accusations, lives ruined

Christians when clergy sexually abuse kids & cover it up: deafening silence, excuses, not ‘real Christians’, forgiveness

[WikiVictorian @wikivictorian]

Spirit, by French painter George Roux (1885). In private collection.

[WikiVictorian @wikivictorian]

Witches going to their Sabbath, by Spanish painter Luis Ricardo Falero (1878). Kunsthalle München.

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

saw someone working at a store dressed in a sheet with holes for eyes and was like “great ghost costume” to the person working at the front desk and they very seriously replied “wait you saw a ghost????”

[whit @whitneyarner]

"I'm going to eat six eggs in one sitting" perverse behavior, for gastons only "I have added mayonnaise and mustard to the yolks" normal behavior, celebrated culturally

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

the animal sanctuary account i follow just made a post about how one of their elephants had a “i didn’t know i was pregnant” type delivery that was so shocking that when the baby just dropped out onto the ground the other elephants ran away screaming

[🌾Hemlock Vanderhoof🌾 @HemlockBou]

@Pyhrra https://t.co/HNAnyhdUMV

Very much so! <3

[🌾Hemlock Vanderhoof🌾 @HemlockBou]

Roly Poly posting.

[trash panda 💕 possum fam @brilliantrk]

@FairytalesFood Loved listening to this one! It does seem thatc something got mixed up in editing and Captain Murderer plays twice and the third tale not at all. Wanted to let you know!

[trash panda 💕 possum fam @brilliantrk]

Mmm horny on main i think yes

[Whitley ✨🤎 @whitleyyygee]

minority people, don’t bank with Wells Fargo that’s all.

[Hannah Jung @academijung]

For all the people that think they are bad at responding to emails:
I emailed a professor 12 years ago asking about source recommendations for a paper I was writing for a class during my undergrad. He replied to my email TODAY.

['Cool' Aunt Jane is finally free @InscrutableJane]

If you're trans, please retweet this!

If you're cisgender but you had a magic Character Creation menu but for real life, and everyone would instantly accept whatever you did there without question, would you:

[Matthew Shallenberger @mjshally]

This whole "the NYT ruined Wordle!" thing is a great case study in confirmation bias. It also gives us some insight into human nature that helps explain how conspiracy theories work.