sessie 🍁

Elevator and Escalator Technician||Dealer in Mushroom and Mushroom supplements ||man united✨

[Epic scenes 🎬 @Epicscenes02]

100 TV Series With P0rn-Like S*x Scenes 🥵”

A Thread..🧵👇🏻

[Donald B Kipkorir @DonaldBKipkorir]

You summon goons, invite them to violence, pay them, facilitate them to block roads,burn cars, kill Policemen … And instead of being arrested & charged with Murder & Terrorism, you are busy in Press Conferences calling the same Police you killed to arrest the victims! And the Police like us are just watching helplessly! We live in unreal times.

[sessie 🍁 @brilliantspie]

@_falsi1ke Fund your addiction bruh🥲

[sessie 🍁 @brilliantspie]

@C_NyaKundiH Do we even care,😎

[redrum @griffisu]

girls will go on a date with you knowing full well her ex is driving around trying to find and kill you both

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Ruto just spent 40 minutes trying to create a false equivalence between our national values set out in the constitution and his so called “development”. Kenyans, please trust me when i tell you there is a reason the Preamble comes before Article 43. You don’t get to the “development “ clauses until and unless you have taken into account the reasons we passed this constitution in the first place. Democracy, Human Rights, Freedom, Equality, Rule of Law and Social Justice.

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Bruno Fernandes isn't short of training jerseys this summer 👀🔥

[sessie 🍁 @brilliantspie]

@_NYVKU7 I guess i hate smoking....but after quitting, what now? 😒

[Forte 4R😶‍🌫️ @Forte4r]

My first time smoking weed...

My friend handed me the joint and said, "Take a small hit."

I nodded like I knew what I was doing.

Thirty seconds later I was convinced everyone in the room could hear my heartbeat.

I spent the next 20 minutes acting "normal" while forgetting how to be normal.

10/10 experience.

[sessie 🍁 @brilliantspie]

@Be_Like_Lucian It gonna find you pal...trust the process 😎

[sessie 🍁 @brilliantspie]

As we expected,mchezo wa taoni

[sessie 🍁 @brilliantspie]

As we expected,mchezo wa taoni

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Chaos erupts at Ol Kalou Comprehensive School as armed, hooded men assault journalists and seize their cameras, teargas fired to disperse crowds at the polling station

[sessie 🍁 @brilliantspie]

@Forte4r 3 weeks

[sessie 🍁 @brilliantspie]

@Kimuzi_ 😂😂

[sessie 🍁 @brilliantspie]

@anthony_ja28099 You guys talking about the weed we all know 😎

[Eunnah @exceleunnah254]

Manager : Can we contact your previous employer to make sure you’re a good fit?

GenZ: Sure! As long as I can ask your previous employees why they quit.💀😭😂

[🧋 @borrrielo]

Things in this country are getting strict asf , if you're ugly you're not getting into clubs.

[Chief 🇰🇪 @Nzukiiii]

Watu wa Ruiru hushukishwa hapa wanateremka kama wild beasts 😂

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Jürgen Klopp still ensuring the bond between his former star duo remains strong 🥹🔴

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Muslim niggas will drink alcohol. do drugs. fuck girls. but the moment pork shows up they suddenly remember Allah