I love when people drive really nice cars but then.... can't park them, can't clean them, can't keep them nice.
Give me all your money. I'll spend it quickly for you.
PSA: pajama pants ARE NOT made for public settings. If i can see you wiener flinging through the wiener hole, you shouldn't be wearing them to the gym, the grocery store, or fucking anywhere
Not me just crying outside of sheetz in my sons miniature Lego gloves in 12 degree weather trying to figure out how to put air in my tires because WHY THE FUCK ISN'T A MAN DOING THIS FOR ME
WHY am i constantly holding doors open for men and not even receiving a thank you or any fucking acknowledgment.. yes, this is about a real door, and yes, this actually happens often
They will marry you, have children with you, and walk away from all responsibilities of that life with you when they decide they want to choose something else. Take care of yourself first and always. You can count on you.
The hardest truth you'll face as a woman is realizing that a man can stay with you for years without ever truly choosing you.
He can enjoy your company,your body, your loyalty, and still never step into the role of making you his life partner.
Shout out to any of the other moms who are just raging while wrapping presents because it's the only time we get to ourselves and Christmas music is just too jolly
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