Briyoncé

I eat too much Taco Bell.

[Briyoncé @brimcc12]

I was going to make my New Years resolution "take less naps" but I fell asleep thinking about how I would accomplish that.

[Rick the outdoor cooking Hufflepuff @RickLovesBacon]

The one time I watch #UFC229 like WTF

[Briyoncé @brimcc12]

I have a weird attraction to Mark from Arby’s.

[Briyoncé @brimcc12]

If I were to have any cold feet as to marring you @dilpickles93 it’d be because you’re a Raiders fan. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Briyoncé @brimcc12]

I was going to make my New Years resolution "take less naps" but I fell asleep thinking about how I would accomplish that.

[Briyoncé @brimcc12]

My new thrill in life is to open other people’s phones when they get a “live” video notification and then comment on their streams. #cheapthrills

[Briyoncé @brimcc12]

@dictatorbarbie He sounds sensitive.

[Briyoncé @brimcc12]

Happy anniversary @dilpickles93. Here’s to me asking for shit, you saying “no,” and doing/buying it anyways. 😇

[Briyoncé @brimcc12]

What’s with men getting in overly-hyper weird moods that make them wanna talk in an Arnold Schwarzenegger accent? Seriously, please advise.

[Briyoncé @brimcc12]

@dilpickles93 TOOOO good.

[Briyoncé @brimcc12]

@dilpickles93 Same

[Briyoncé @brimcc12]

@dilpickles93 Omg like you’re a fucking G

[Briyoncé @brimcc12]

@tannerjalves That’s my diet everyday.

[Briyoncé @brimcc12]

My 2 y/o niece has been obsessed with my bf & she finally swerved him so hard that he doesn't know how to handle it...she's my spirit animal

[Briyoncé @brimcc12]

@dilpickles93

[Briyoncé @brimcc12]

True 💕is when bae has less than 10 min til his game starts but he runs to the store to get ur cranky ass ice cream & cookie dough anyways😇👸🏼

[Briyoncé @brimcc12]

@dilpickles93 "No way? You guys have a lot of chemistry." 💕😘

[Briyoncé @brimcc12]

@jordannnaaaa Love you sissy!

[Dylan Malone @dilpickles93]

Love when strangers tell me and Bri that it seems like we have been together way longer than we have. @brimcc12

[Briyoncé @brimcc12]

People who go to Macaroni Grill and don't draw all over the paper tablecloths can't be trusted.

[Briyoncé @brimcc12]

@dilpickles93 @quigonnjake Nerd.