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[Biggie Shorty @brimcdd]

Holy family dances were like house party's back in the day lol

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Gmail when I log in on another device

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Now you know why cameramen always survive horror films. 😂😂

[Olivia @Livi_Danielle]

this humidity lately SUCKS

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me starring back at the person who just caught me talking to myself:

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

me every morning changing my alarm from 6:30 to 6:35;

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

You know how fast you gotta be to catch a squirrel????

[cornulda @cornulda]

- no dormiste bien anoche?

- yo anoche:

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

Growing up is realizing squidward was only happy at home.

I am now squidward

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

😭

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me on my day off not knowing whether I should sleep or make the most of life:

[MRR ADDY  @vibewithmraddy]

I asked her out and she said I'm not her type because I work in a mortuary. a week later she got hit by a bus. Guess who's dying to see me?

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Jigsaw would hate me 😭

I’m not doing all that.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

me when they ignore something I shared with tons of excitement

[𖤐 @vapefuls]

“can't wait to go home, i have a lot to do” me as soon as I get home

[miya @miyarah_]

cuando me están hablando pero disocié un segundo y ahora no se que me están diciendo

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

me at 3am trying to figure out what's wrong with me

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

Whenever you get mad at me just remember this is who you're getting mad at

[bum @BattleRapBum]

the father
the son
and the holy spirit