Went to go get a drink and the woman was staring mad long at my ID and she was like omg the 25th and my face is all yeah my birthday was yesterday she about to give me a free shot aye😋instead she was like sorry but ur license is expired I’m going to have to take ur drink back😬
You always hear ppl talk about how annoying it is when a sibling goes to shower when you’ve been thinking about taking one but no one ever talks about when they go in to POOP just before you were about to shower which is obvi worse bc now you gotta wait for the smell to dissipate
I won’t make a phone call but I’ll leave my half of an hour long conversation for them to listen to in small 30 second fragments and convince myself this is the better option
My friends will be like omg give me a story time and I’ll be like theres not really much for me to say? But okay and then somehow an hour later I’m still sending voice notes
The kid I babysit told Alexa to play Wap and I was like NOO but I forgot Alexa’s name so I was like what’s the robots name? What’s her name!! anyway I felt 800 years old can’t believe a 5 year old tried to use technology against me