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Virgo ☉ Libra☽+ ↑🇵🇷|| pure of heart, dumb of ass, **** of ****** || she/they

[elroymonté @finess3nce]

i be wanting to experience a horrible tragic death right after ppl piss me off and then come back as a lesson

[reliable narrator @brimonto]

this is what I look like when I’m tryna code

[ꉂ • ༚ • ིྀ @PINKFR1DAY]

once i pull my glasses down my nose a lil u better stop talking to me

[reliable narrator @brimonto]

Went to go get a drink and the woman was staring mad long at my ID and she was like omg the 25th and my face is all yeah my birthday was yesterday she about to give me a free shot aye😋instead she was like sorry but ur license is expired I’m going to have to take ur drink back😬

[sarah @heavenbrat]

august really did slip away into a moment in time

[Shoobz @shOoObz]

Future and Rihanna randomly in 2012:

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

mentally i’m here:

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

everytime a girl closes her gap an angel dies 💔💔💔

[invader zim @f8the]

the funnier i get the more concerned everyone should be

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

if you ever see me eating a mango just give us some privacy please.

[Yūto @FatherShimada]

Oh she’s so cunty

[reliable narrator @brimonto]

You always hear ppl talk about how annoying it is when a sibling goes to shower when you’ve been thinking about taking one but no one ever talks about when they go in to POOP just before you were about to shower which is obvi worse bc now you gotta wait for the smell to dissipate

[KA🍀 @karzubee]

when me and friends say the same thing at the same time

[reliable narrator @brimonto]

I won’t make a phone call but I’ll leave my half of an hour long conversation for them to listen to in small 30 second fragments and convince myself this is the better option

[reliable narrator @brimonto]

My friends will be like omg give me a story time and I’ll be like theres not really much for me to say? But okay and then somehow an hour later I’m still sending voice notes

[reliable narrator @brimonto]

Back in my big bowl of cereal in the middle of the night era aka 17 again and also most of my other ages

[reliable narrator @brimonto]

The kid I babysit told Alexa to play Wap and I was like NOO but I forgot Alexa’s name so I was like what’s the robots name? What’s her name!! anyway I felt 800 years old can’t believe a 5 year old tried to use technology against me

[reliable narrator @brimonto]

Trying to be normal at the eye doctor but I’m fighting back the urge to ask if they are mad at me bc I can’t see