Brimstone Cup

[Brimstone Cup @BrimstoneCup]

Only real OGs know that the account you QTed is an imposter.

[Extratime ⚽🗣🎙 @Extratime]

Only real OGs know

[Brimstone Cup @BrimstoneCup]

Hello darkness my old friend
My winter hibernation now must end
With the meeting of Chicago & FCD
Please don’t fucking drop me…
Again.

[Brimstone Cup @BrimstoneCup]

@27Dobbs Pretty simple tweet. Need a language arts teacher to diagram the sentences? I once meant something, as did the rivalry. Neither is the case any longer. The rivalry is just as battered and dented as I.

[Brimstone Cup @BrimstoneCup]

Imagine being a supporter owned trophy that’s awarded to either the Fire or FCDallas. No one ever asked if I wanted to participate in this. Do Not Want. Can I file my one-time switch paperwork?

[Brimstone Cup @BrimstoneCup]

So...yous guys haven’t realized y’all needs to LoJack my ass yet? Hang with nefarious types, I’m bound to start a trip chewing on Peyote buttons, doing lines off of stripper taint, drinking til I feel whole, complete & undented & then wake up with a kidney missing (if I had em).

[Brimstone Cup @BrimstoneCup]

How the fuck @MLS not gonna schedule @FCDallas vs @ChicagoFire this season? No one puts this old & storied supporter-own Cup in a corner.

[Brimstone Cup @BrimstoneCup]

@FakeTexHooper @MLS Know how a steak tastes different at Ruth’s Chris in Dallas than it does at Ruth’s Chris in Chicago? Same thing goes for cocaine off of a strippers ass. And too much booger sugar makes me forget that I’ve resided in Chicago since 9/14/19.

[Brimstone Cup @BrimstoneCup]

Guess @MLS doesn’t want me traveling to Chicago this year to fuck shit up. Was looking forward to Italian Beef sammiches, some Kuma’s corner, & doing lines off of some stripper ass.

[Brimstone Cup @BrimstoneCup]

@ElCapitn10 @copatejas Unsure which is the bigger punishment....the possibility of summer in Houstank or winter in Shitcago.

[Brimstone Cup @BrimstoneCup]

@27Dobbs @baileystaysposi Can we set up joint custody? Summers in Chicago? Winters in Dallas? Trophies can’t get the Rona, right?

[Brimstone Cup @BrimstoneCup]

@callme_STEP Damn I look sexy in that print! Maybe it should be reworked to show my current banged up visage?

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@KevinDLindstrom @3rdDegreeNet Makes too much sense. Brimstone would go back to a 2-legged match instead of a one-off. Makes way too much sense. Which is why Nashville will be put in the west instead. I’m a dented & battered trophy & I make better decisions than this league. Give me some Malört please.

[Brimstone Cup @BrimstoneCup]

@LoveIsTheTemple I’ll miss you the most....

[Brimstone Cup @BrimstoneCup]

@paisa_ent @ChicagoFire Helllllllllllllllllo Chicago. Good to be back. Two requests: 1) please don’t drop me (again) & 2) I hate the cold, I need a nice & warm jacket for my base and a ridiculously fuzzy toque for the cup.

[Brimstone Cup @BrimstoneCup]

May have an upgraded home next year......

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

ICYMI: @ChicagoFire announce ownership change and relocation to downtown Chicago. https://t.co/Ll0ndJiTIJ

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

Every tweet means more. #KickChildhoodCancer 💛

[Brimstone Cup @BrimstoneCup]

@ClaudiaIzet One would hope the career path of said hypothetical intern would have much more of upward trajectory.

[Brimstone Cup @BrimstoneCup]

Sup. Media intern tagging the imitator, not the innovator. It’s all in the details...like account age & such.

[FC Dallas @FCDallas]

sup @TheBrimstoneCup
#DTID

https://t.co/0zV94nNL3W

[Brimstone Cup @BrimstoneCup]

To Do List:
•Portillo’s Italian Beef
•Malort
•More Portillo’s
•Brewery Taprooms
•Kuma’s
•Pink Monkey
•Cocaine
•Pizza
•More cocaine
•Hunk-O-Mania
•Create various ripoff twitter accounts simply by adding “the” to the name of existing accounts
•Donkey Show