Caption this.
I'll go first.
When it's New Year's Eve and you realize you didn't lose weight, save money, or find the love of your life in what was supposed to be your year.
Shoutout to @SouthwestAir flight crew from Midway to Cancun. Reboarding our flight due to some aircraft problems, but the crew is the best! Made 2 passengers headed to their destination wedding "walk down the aisle" with a crown and veil made of pretzels and toilet paper!
Jesus knew Lazarus would rise again.
Still, he wept.
Because embracing pain is not negating faith. It's actually part of being in the likeness of God.
So have hope, but don't deny your emotions. Pay attention to them. Feel what you feel.
And enjoy the coming resurrection.
i was hoping to sit on the porch. with my bucket of candy. and let all the tiny monsters come pet me. but it’s just the human and i tonight. cuddling in our costumes. and looking forward to next year
i made a list. of reasons you should hang out with me today
4. i am fun
c. i am soft
2. i will listen. to your silly human problems
8. you can pick the snacks
a. i love you
My mom just roasted me and @itslaurarene
Laura: "Mom, did you ever have a fear of your children being ugly?"
Mom: "No."
Mom: " I just knew they always would be."
For those of you struggling to keep track, today is Wednesday. This has been a public service announcement brought to you by the Lawrence Police Department.
Wash your hands.
@Dan_Harmsen told me he just realized he has been using body wash as shampoo for the last 2 months. Meanwhile, I have tried 5 different brands of shampoo and conditioner and am still trying to figure out what works best for my hair. This is not fair.
Patiently waiting for her to add a show in the middle aka Kansas City called “Lover Fest Midwest” like how dope would that be come on tswift I’m waiting and so is everyone else in the middle of the country that can’t afford to travel that far @taylorswift13