brin daddy

just out here only minding my business a little bit. she/her

[brin daddy @brindaddy]

Possibly the most beautiful photo I’ll ever take of her

[Discreet 🍥 @DiscreetLatino]

you can be hot 𝘢𝘯𝘥 funny, but you must have at some point been not hot. humor is borne of adversity.

[Anna @Anna_Snackz]

recently discovered you can push text scammers to their breaking point simply by playing along with the scam

[brin daddy @brindaddy]

@sarahxcatherine

[brin daddy @brindaddy]

Hey haven’t been on twitter and it has been so good for my mental health lol have a good day love yas

[cas says free palestine @CrappyFumes]

This was how Carlin opened the special. He just ran out and this was his first joke.
A real one.

[brin daddy @brindaddy]

It’s like Joe from down the street is getting groceries and then he just dies at the self check out and it’s so embarrassing for him and in his obituary everyone knows that he died scanning his groceries himself and they also know that he did terrible crimes and nobody misses him

[brin daddy @brindaddy]

Sometimes I have a daydream that anyone who has ever sexually assaulted anyone drops dead and it’s incredible

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

breaking: man who once refused to split the cost of plan b with me has something to say about this whole roe situation

[Sleepy time bear @bridespanker]

A woman’s notes app holds more mystery, intrigue, and truths than any ‘film’

[becca moore @becccamoore]

i got robbed at Coachella, my phone, credit card, & keys were taken. the next day i was left in a city alone with no way to ask for help. a hotel got me an uber & the driver ended his shift to stay w me all day. he helped me file a police report & we ended up getting margs lol

[pariah carey @carlivickery]

go off alan

[brin daddy @brindaddy]

@greenkathleeen We can do it ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[brin daddy @brindaddy]

Ok so when I get really depressed I don’t take care of myself v well, especially my teeth. I brush idk like once a day maybe, it’s gross but it’s depression. So my most recent dentist visit I had some pain and they told me I have gum recession which is v common but it hurts

[Dividend Hero @HeroDividend]

Elon Musk was able to buy Twitter because he doesn’t spend $5 on coffee everyday

[brin daddy @brindaddy]

But this little part of my day has made me feel like I can do it in other parts of my life/day. So ya, don’t give up bc you can’t stick to your routine. Start off slow and be kind to yourself ❤️

[brin daddy @brindaddy]

Then I was like oh shit my mom has v bad gum recession resulting in gum grafts (hello genetics). I was like ok bitch u need to do better. I have been brushing, flossing and mouth washing 2x a day and I feel so accomplished!! Building a routine is something I struggle w