Johnny

[Johnny @bringbacksaab]

Locked in the bathroom with my headphones on
I’m a conductor and my juul is my baton

[Johnny @bringbacksaab]

Why does no one open their fucking window shade on planes anymore I feel like this problem is getting worse and worse

[Johnny @bringbacksaab]

@zzoeerose It’s your destiny we can talk abt it

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

Dr Bronner, visibly drunk: and tell ‘em you can brush your teeth with it

[Johnny @bringbacksaab]

Harry Styles ugliest style ever

[Johnny @bringbacksaab]

I wish heated rivalry was good

[Johnny @bringbacksaab]

@Zaza_tly @jacksonhinkle HAHAHAHA

[Johnny @bringbacksaab]

My home home of the worst pillow ever

[Johnny @bringbacksaab]

I have these mixed cousins they’re full brothers one looks like John Mulaney and the other looks like a terrorist

[Johnny @bringbacksaab]

Use of the word quietly is quietly getting out of hand

[Johnny @bringbacksaab]

They should make a 100 mile an hour speed limit to attract tourists to their state

[Johnny @bringbacksaab]

My dream job is Julia Louis Dreyfus assistant

[𝔏𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 @InsaneMistress]

what happened to saying "Merry Christmas"? hate to see a bitch go woke

[Johnny @bringbacksaab]

I can empirically verify my league by examining which gay guys like my posts and which ones unfollow me

[Johnny @bringbacksaab]

Mamdani my charm inspo

[Johnny @bringbacksaab]

Living in New York what I think about every day is driving

[Johnny @bringbacksaab]

One time my family went to a white tablecloth blacks only restaurant in DC

[Johnny @bringbacksaab]

I like Kamala Harris because she’s kind of a baddie

[Johnny @bringbacksaab]

@jokerpilIed I’ve always wanted to do this one

[Johnny @bringbacksaab]

@josiahhughes You have to accept that sometimes people have to because there are only so many hours in the day. But it does make others, in one way or another, imagine you in the shower

[Johnny @bringbacksaab]

@ShesFishy Hers, even tho she needs to chill. Put that thing in a crate! Unless it’s really cute ☺️