SnidelyWhiplash

you're welcome

she/her

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Loved The Odyssey, pissed there were no bloopers

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@SkinnyTuna @rhi_lovejoy

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Turns out your workplace will pay for it! I did it!

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Has anyone, who is not that smart and had average grades, recieved $$ to go to grad school? Im seeing mostly merit based scholarships and i know sending in my grades would be a swift trip to the admin's shredder

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Customer explaining why she cant have bacon on the sandwich: I have high cholesterol

Very irish barista: now why the fuck would you do that?

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*walks through TSA sopping wet*

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Because I said I would let my cat eat my neighbor's hamster if it was my cat's birthday

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Ryan called me a "deep state cat person"

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Cwinnamon tits

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Rhiannon: i always think this is a grocery store
Me: omg me too
Her: wait ... is it?
Me: no
Her: oh dang, see it got me again!

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Jack off all trades? No thanks!

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Talking shit and shocking tit

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@rhi_lovejoy I think this is what the plague was like

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Seeing another man with the mustache no beard combo and wondering if this is what the plague was like

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@@rhi_lovejoy

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Rhiannon said "I want the veggie crumpwratch please"

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Can I have a milkshake and a lot of ice? I want to fill my esophagus like a bong

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I want to massage women's feet!

-Binita, jealous of our foot massage triangle

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the concept of them recasting cassie with trisha and never acknowledging it

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this was my the summer I turned pretty