Sara Spitt

I don’t go looking for trouble; trouble usually finds me. † Good God, Lemon † All questions are rhetorical † #LetYourLifeEcho

[Sara Spitt @bringontheSAS22]

Sorry I couldn’t make it! I thought you were joking when you invited me

[Sara Spitt @bringontheSAS22]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 1 Apr 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Sara Spitt @bringontheSAS22]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 1 Apr 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Sara Spitt @bringontheSAS22]

“Those mushrooms accentuated everything to a level of redonkulousness.” -my boyfriend

[Sara Spitt @bringontheSAS22]

Watching Bachelor in Paradise with my boyfriend: “Are her boobs fake? Are her boobs fake? Are HER boobs fake?”

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Funny how price increases are blamed on modest wage increases instead of executive compensation

[Sara Spitt @bringontheSAS22]

I truly love when parents email me starting with “well HE said…“, taking the word of their 15-year-old son over my word, the word of a professional with a masters degree

[Sara Spitt @bringontheSAS22]

@zipperthots

[Sara Spitt @bringontheSAS22]

No better way to spend the weekend than by watching @RuPaulsDragRace for 72 straight hours

[Sara Spitt @bringontheSAS22]

Just cast all my friends in a live action Hercules. I expect major studios to ring any day to utilize me as their casting director.

[Sara Spitt @bringontheSAS22]

Literally ten years late but omg @RuPaulsDragRace

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Restaurant workers had a min wage of $2.13 plus tips in 1991.

Restaurant workers have a min wage of $2.13 plus tips today.

In 1991, average rent was $600 a month. Now it's $1,600.

I don't know, but this might be part of the explanation for why restaurants can't find workers.

[𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐡 @kwameaddoobiri_]

*At my wedding*
Mom: Who all these people?
Me: We grew up together on Twitter

[Sara Spitt @bringontheSAS22]

I am not adjusting well to the end of the kardashians

[Sara Spitt @bringontheSAS22]

WOOOOOOW

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

millennials before and after listening to olivia rodrigo's album

[Becca Rose @itsbecrose]

Ellen’s replacement

[Sara Spitt @bringontheSAS22]

I’ve always loved @SouthwestAir but now that I know they were an original supporter of @RuPaulsDragRace I love them even more

[Sara Spitt @bringontheSAS22]

Today in class I said I know you all know that I am anti-corporation #godblessmissspitt