said 'i'm so wet' in the coffee shop because i got caught in the rain and the barista just slid my drink over and said 'that'll be extra' without even looking up ๐
accidentally moaned 'oh thank god' way too loud when my gym trainer finally spotted me on the bench press ๐ the guy next to me didn't even flinch, just said 'yeah she does that' and moved to the next machineโฆ
my coworker borrowed my laptop for one second and my tabs were... not spreadsheet related ๐ญ
he just slid it back and said "noted" with a straight face
sir you didn't have to say noted ๐
my uber driver asked why my phone kept buzzing nonstop the whole ride ๐ญ
i said "work stuff" and he just smirked and said "sure it is"
buddy drive the car ๐
not me tearing up over this ๐ฅบ pope leo XIV had part of his lung removed after a cancer diagnosis but surgery went well ๐ค sending him all the healing vibes rn. what's everyone's favorite thing about him so far? ๐๏ธ