Briony

Wine lover, IT geek, dog person and cheese obsessor... Not necessarily in that order

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

[Briony @briony_b]

Alexa is passive aggressively revolting against me… I asked for three things in a row. After the third Alexa said “OK” as usual followed by an acapella choir singing “You’re so very welcome”
Our robot overlords are here

[Briony @briony_b]

@CannonFodderJnr Everything you say sounds ripe for Tumblr 🤣

[Briony @briony_b]

Going away for 8 days next week... because I've joined a cult gym and have been properly indoctrinated, I'm of course looking up boxing gyms in Tasmania to see where I can go and exercise. WHO AM I???

[Briony @briony_b]

I love that we live in a timeline where I can tell people at an event “I need to leave to be in the quiet” that they all know what I mean and what I need ❤️❤️❤️

[Briony @briony_b]

@LastWeekTonight surely something that should be exposed

[Briony @briony_b]

Watched a fictional tv show (New Amsterdam) this week and disturbed to find out the child marriage laws they discussed are real - in the US it’s legal to marry a child in the majority of states and this also then circumvents rape laws… how is this not in the media more???

[Briony @briony_b]

I always loved watching Jeremy Allen White as Lip in Shameless but now he’s a chef in #TheBearFX 😳😍 I have a type and that type is anyone Jeremy plays on TV

[Briony @briony_b]

Are pistachio nuts actually that delicious and addictive, OR are they just a perfectly nice snack that happens to be accompanied by the activity of breaking them open? #adhd #Neurodivergent #entertainme

[Briony @briony_b]

Disgusted in #TheBlock @TheBlock this evening

“I am a female, I can’t pick up as much as the boys”
F@&$ OFF love yes you can, and if you can’t, it’s nothing to do with your gender, get in the bin, both Sharon for saying it and @Channel9 for airing it

[Briony @briony_b]

Facebook is FULL of people giving away Dine NSW vouchers
I don’t understand how people haven’t used free food money! I legit used all of mine in the first week. Also annoyed that I needed to cook and use up groceries vs taking their free food money on the last day of validity 🤣

[Briony @briony_b]

I just booked an international flight... it feels weird... what even was the last 26 months?? where is my passport? how do I make plans again? what is this...!!

[jas ✨ @mculokii]

johnny depp dealing with clown rottenborn at day 7 court trial:

[jas ✨ @mculokii]

savage johnny depp moments at court trial today #justiceforjohnnydepp

[Briony @briony_b]

@StrayaBook There’s one outside Mrs Underwood in Stanmore that is always OVERFLOWING and yet always has different books - love a high turnover 😍

[Briony @briony_b]

@hazchem Just realised I never replied, only in my ADHD imagination - but I’m in North Sydney now! Much closer 🤣

[Briony @briony_b]

Legit just randomly guessed the word today
HOWWWWWW??

Wordle 291 2/6

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[Briony @briony_b]

@RogueXiphium Sending love! Finding safe spaces is so hard, I hope you find a new one 😘

[Briony @briony_b]

Catching up on #goggleboxau … why do they continually leave out @courtneyact when showing Dancing With The Stars week on week?? I am very conflicted and confused #DancingAU @LifeStyleAU