a clip of a stream did MILLIONS of views last week. the guy who cut it got a like
the moment was already proven. someone just had to find it before it cooled off - and finding it is the slow part everyone does by hand
so i built ClipVein. open source, MIT
it doesn't scrape and it doesn't post for you. it attaches to your own chrome and reads the same For You feed you already scroll
what it does, all in the repo in plain text:
→ pulls every streamer post with its real metrics -views, likes, reposts, video
→ keeps only clips that clear a view floor YOU set
→ ranks them on reach + engagement + freshness, and shows you WHY each one scored
→ hands you the top 3 links, ready to re-cut and repost for original views
the honest parts are the point:
it uses your session, so it never asks for a password
it can't post for you. no auto-post, ever
runs on your machine, not mine. MIT, tests green
optional: grok scouts the feed, claude writes the caption
repo in the first reply
Clavicular locked in on the blonde all night, until you catch where her eyes keep drifting while he's not looking 👀
"he thinks he pulled her… she's already scanning the room"
clipping agencies rent offices now, $500,000 a year
ten editors, a manager, a lease, and the only thing any of them is paid for is noticing
noticing is 310 lines of python, and i gave it away
it runs on Robinhood Chain, so the clip pays whoever cut it
CUT never sees a single frame of the stream. it reads chat, because chat knows before the editor does, before the dashboard does, before the streamer does
[what those 310 lines do]
1. measure the last 10 seconds against that stream's own 5 minute baseline
2. never a global number, a big channel idling still beats a small one peaking
3. count how many people just typed clip it
4. call the clip api in the same second, not after the room reacts
that last one is the whole thing. a twitch clip only keeps the 90 seconds before you hit the button, so if you noticed the moment yourself, you already lost it
no key to read chat. it cannot post for you. it runs on your machine, not mine
one command replays three minutes of recorded chat offline and fires a real moment on your screen, so you can watch it work before you trust it
Clavicular sat back and let one girl kiss him while four more crowded the couch waiting to see who was next 👀
"so we're all just taking turns tonight?"
Clavicular clocked one girl still had a boyfriend, and she didn't even f*cking flinch about it 😳
"I have a boyfriend so… what's the point of that anyway?"
Clavicular kissed ONE girl on the boat, and the whole row next to them just watched their turn slip away 😳
one of them covered her mouth the second his lips landed on someone else😲
Clavicular kissed ONE girl on the boat, then flexed two seconds later like she meant NOTHING 😳
the girl on the left covered her face like she couldn't believe she lost
A random guy harassed DeenTheGreat all night and started talking about his MOM in the club - so Deen dropped him ON THE SPOT 😳
the whole floor watched the guy hit the ground mid-sentence
Clavicular started making out with ONE girl on the boat while TWO more sat right beside them pretending not to watch 💀
the girl on the right saw the whole thing and never said a word😄
She leaned in thinking Clavicular was about to kiss her, and he held her face just to say ONE thing that stopped her cold 😭
"wait… that's what he said instead of kissing me?"
Clavicular had BOTH arms around TWO girls in the club booth, and each one thought the arm around her meant something 🫠
neither of them knew about the other one
Clavicular had ONE arm around each girl on the boat while a THIRD pressed in from the front 😳
two on his shoulders, one on his chest, and he didn't pick a single one
Clavicular kissed one girl at the club, and behind her - you can see the NEXT one already waiting her turn 💀
"how many of us did he line up for tonight?"
Clavicular pulled the brunette in and kissed her at the table - while the blonde two seats down had to sit there and pretend she was fine 💀
"you brought me here just to watch you pick HER?"