Maluus

Living a quiet life. Centre right politically with a deep dislike of trans ideology and lefty activists. I'll laugh at and mock anything I want to.

[Maluus @brishank]

@sunriseblade @DPJHodges Your average member of the general public is the last person I'd want deciding anything important. People like you, typically.

[Maluus @brishank]

@IanGee2023 It's shit. And unfair. And relentless. And draining. I'm sorry.

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

This is hilarious

[Maluus @brishank]

@Sandpiper5290 @The_Sam_North It's not so much about the winning or the losing but rather the taking part.

[Maluus @brishank]

@IncognitoMV My mate with the bikes, he has 15, has all the tools and no idea. Blasting booths, spray booths, chroming kit, etc. Still sends his bikes away to get fixed, sprayed, and rewired. Spends 000,s. He's as happy as Larry though.

[Maluus @brishank]

@IncognitoMV Just as lovely as your paint job though.

[Maluus @brishank]

@JamesOldham 6/10. Potatoes should be crispier, egg a bit too snotty. However, the addition of fried bread would elevate it to a solid 7/10.

[Scott @StopULEZToday]

So the only good thing to come of this result will be watching Starmer squirm.

Other than that, we’re still all totally fucked.

[Caro D @CDriscoll99]

Things in the UK that started off normal and nice, but spiralled into embarrassment once the cringe class owned it:

Captain Tom
Paddington Bear
Jam or cream first
What do you call this (picture of a roll)
Kate Garraways covid husband
Union Jacks worn as a cloak
Prosecco
Bosh
Curries being touted as proper Bri-ish
Craft beer
Sweet Caroline

[Maluus @brishank]

At what stage do ordinary police officers start to question their life choices?

[Skint Eastwood @Skint_Eastwood1]

🚨 UK Police Arrest Christian for Wearing a Sign Because It’s ‘Likely to Cause Harassment, Alarm or Distress’

Man: “Currently I’m being arrested for expressing freedom of speech.”

Officer: “This gentleman has committed an offence by displaying a sign or writing that is likely to cause harassment, alarm or distress.”

Man: “Cuffing me for what? Freedom of expression, freedom of speech, inciting nothing. I have calm, rational debates with people. I was not disrespectful. I love people. I am a Christian.”

The man is then loaded into the back of a police van and taken away, all for wearing a sign that someone might find offensive.

[Maluus @brishank]

If this Sudanese cunt had been sent to Rwanda that attack would not have happened.

[The Spectator @spectator]

The Sudanese man arrested over a horrific knife attack in Belfast yesterday was granted leave to remain in Northern Ireland by the Home Office, police have confirmed. The individual in question was arrested at 10.30pm on Monday on suspicion of murder.

Distressing footage circulating on social media shows the migrant holding his victim, a man in his 40s, to the ground.

The victim suffered 'significant injuries to his eyes'. Pressed on the perpetrator's migration status, Assistant Chief Constable Ryan Henderson, of the PSNI, said: 'My understanding is that the individual came into Northern Ireland from Dublin, moving up, and then was granted leave to remain.'

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[TV Football 1968-92 @1968Tv]

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[Maluus @brishank]

@JockAyeTheNoo I hope you have ordered from HelloFresh.

[Maluus @brishank]

@JockAyeTheNoo Her gurning proper scared my dog.

[Maluus @brishank]

@RhodesFi32898 @jk_rowling Of course neurodivergence is real, we are all induvidual. It's a normal human trait. It can't seriously be used as a defence for stealing money?

[Maluus @brishank]

Our green recycling box is cracked and broken. We ordered a new one which arrived promptly. The problem is recycling the old one. Every time I put it out on recycling day it gets left where I put it for collection. It's a conundrum.

[Maluus @brishank]

@Dan4Barnet Yet most don't feel there's any improvement to their lives. Rising fuel/electric/gas prices, food prices, rising utility and council tax bills, high taxation, potholes, pubs shutting, migrant numbers, lack of housing, unemployment numbers, etc. All down to political choices.

[Maluus @brishank]

I remember Ed Davey, Lib Dem leader when he was the energy secretary in the coalition government, saying that people will pay less on electricity bills in the future because the unit price will be higher due to his green subsidies so people will cut back usage.

[Maluus @brishank]

@JockAyeTheNoo Fucking hell. Do they charge by dog size? Sausage dog legs are tiny.