wendybrisket.bsky.social

cops aren’t people | she/her

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I get starstruck around UPS drivers now

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Wario has taken Manhattan

[Double A @doubleA_nyc]

@JustinBrannan

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@youwouldntpost I like your articles Miles

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@ask_aubry Not u Aubry

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@ask_aubry I get up at 5am to walk my dog so shut up bitch

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@theashleyray I just splurged on rainier cherries for probably the last time in my life because I don’t think I’ll be able to afford them after this year :{

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@TristanMiller_9 I absolutely am. Funnier, too

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@peter_cazar @i_zzzzzz aka maniyaccs

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@MaxKennerly @deray I get so tired

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@TMobileHelp in what universe do you imagine i can load any part of your website

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is this good @TMobile @TMobileHelp

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@ProjectLiberal @GlobeAesthetics I would rather be dead than a liberal

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@spiritnght2 @ProjectLiberal @GlobeAesthetics Same

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I have an ill-timed crush on Philip Seymour Hoffman

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“What is she thinking?” -you

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Mags & me

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@jacob_morua18 @rodeoman 💯

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@ask_aubry Similar to a Java program — because I can’t function without my coffee! 🤪

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@itsIegal @SharksOnCouches Also, honestly, where is the porn. I’m not seeing any

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@itsIegal @SharksOnCouches Do you imagine a 7 year old wandering unattended down the street, coming upon a Little Free Library, and smuggling a John Steinbeck novel into their home to covertly read under the covers

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@WomenPostingLs Dude’s a weenie, this is a W for her