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enthusiast

[bridget @brismi]

Every ICE member could have just gone to therapy to work out their mental issues, but instead chose to cosplay as “law enforcement” and make it everyone else’s problem.

[bridget @brismi]

Me after my boss asked me to “keep an eye on Olympic memes.” 🫡

[bridget @brismi]

@BonMotVivant @TheAVClub Danette!! That's amazing news! So happy for you. <3

[Waffle House @WaffleHouse]

All-Star ™ for the win

[Jill Hopkins @Jillhopkins]

Your lil church can afford the rights to an INXS hit, and for a Super Bowl commercial?

You need to come up off of these taxes.

[bridget @brismi]

@BWortonHunt Rub it in, why don’t you 😏

[bridget @brismi]

Congratulations to the SMM who convinced management that this would be a 🔥 tweet thread…because it is. 👏

[cta @cta]

Our rail lines as Taylor Swift albums ~a thread~
#TSTheErasTour

[bridget @brismi]

Sir, this is the Met Gala, not a video meeting (respectfully)

[Webex @Webex]

When you need to look professional, but still comfortable.
It's giving #hybridwork vibes.

[bridget @brismi]

@RobertSmith This is great news. Might be cheaper for me to fly out of Chicago to catch a show elsewhere!

[bridget @brismi]

@sunEsplitowski @Ticketmaster Would love to know this, too.

[bridget @brismi]

Just checking to see how much those @Ticketmaster “verified fan” seats for @thecure are going for, whilst patiently waiting for an access code. 😬🤞

[bridget @brismi]

@BWortonHunt @Webex Not after 12PM PST.

[bridget @brismi]

@Webex

[Webex @Webex]

Like if you also look hot on Webex today.

[bridget @brismi]

@RGA I was the 666th like on this tweet and that’s pretty great.

[digital_chadvertising🍪 @digi_chad42069]

Rihanna’s dancing is all like “I’m pregnant, I can’t be doing all of that.”

[bridget @brismi]

Thanks for the tearjerker @thefarmersdog 😭

[bridget @brismi]

@Jillhopkins I thought it was Todd Hembrook!

[bridget @brismi]

I’ve logged into Twitter for my annual “read things about commercials” evening. #SuperBowl

[bridget @brismi]

@Webex candy. specifically Zotz.