shaun

say what you see ,if you see it ,say it!

[shaun @briss_92]

David Attenborough reaching 100 years old and still being universally loved is amazing.
I think we could hear he had been violently fisting gorillas in the jungle and our perceptions of the man wouldn’t change.
Credit to the man

[shaun @briss_92]

Mad to think that Jesus died for Andrew Mountbatten- Windsor’s sins. He would have been better speaking up about them I recon.

[shaun @briss_92]

Seems Paddington the uk angel of death strikes again.
So far he’s taken
Ricky Hatton from Manchester
Purple aki from Liverpool
Ozzy Osbourne from Birmingham.
I fear he’s on his way up to Newcastle and Gazza or Mc Stompin could be next!

[shaun @briss_92]

Don’t know if I’m late to the party or the creator.
I’ve just been to a breakfast buffet. Continental job.
Your breads, your cheeses, your assorted meats you know the deal.
All of them into a sarnie and into the toast roller coaster high heat.
Foreign holiday toasty. Behave.

[shaun @briss_92]

@saulwaddleton @DeanoGorton @saulwaddleton Christmas cheer has to be spread

[shaun @briss_92]

Airports toilets are fantastic for a shit. Hand dryers constantly on , no phones just people living in the moment!

[shaun @briss_92]

Just been stood half way up a ladder decorating in my boxers ,windows wide open with my speaker on.
Next some comes on Donna Summer - Hotstuff.
For anyone going past must’ve thought either this fella loves himself or he’s lost the plot

[shaun @briss_92]

Just bad news after bad news.
First the riots now the world icon for democracy manifest dies.
Ta Ta and Farewell you succulent legend 🫡 🍱 🥢

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Jack Karlson, the man who had the funniest arrest ever, has died. He deserves a statue.

Long live this legend.

[shaun @briss_92]

🤦🏻‍♂️ You aren’t ‘getting your country back’ you stupid cunts,you’re just fucking it!

How can you complain about the police not doing their job when you’re burning and damaging their resources?

It’s like beating your own wife up and complaining she’s got black eyes.
You did it!🤯

[shaun @briss_92]

🤯🤯🤯🤯
Outraged when there’s riots , police are injured and police should do more.

A serious incident occurred involving children being killed.

First action instead of supporting families?

Have riots , injure police and burn resources the police need to do more🤦🏻‍♂️

[shaun @briss_92]

Could it be coming home
🫣🤩 ⚽️ 🏆

[ste @chai_ste]

The BBC produce the best football montages 👇

[Si Lloyd @SmnLlyd5]

it just works

[shaun @briss_92]

If we have to sacrifice a young man in Tenerife every major football tournament I’m sure England as a collective would happily do it.
I know what I’d prefer to come home! 🤷🏻‍♂️ ⚽️ 🏆

[shaun @briss_92]

@jordanpearson29 @GarryGates Catch him Derry

[shaun @briss_92]

@jamesrisbrough I don’t mind that you know. Going to work anyway you crack on boy. Feel a bit worse on a weekend.

[shaun @briss_92]

I am that cunt who’s cutting their grass at 9am just so you know

[shaun @briss_92]

Videos of people in jacket potato vans and ice cream vans have got me in a chokehold recently man.

[shaun @briss_92]

Another in quick succession this one has just flagged a bus down.
What’s going on!🤯

[shaun @briss_92]

My heads just fell off.
A woman with black glasses and a stick has just tapped her way across the road and jumped into the drivers seat of a jeep 🤯