brissa ordonez

a bit unserious.

[brissa ordonez @brisssao]

I pray to God you never let the little things in life distract you from the bigger picture.

[rae @SPITEFEM]

I love when women have one daughter as their only child. It’s so incredibly chic

[brissa ordonez @brisssao]

@destinyocean7 a boss B if you will 💅🏻

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

She makes shit happen I can tell you that much

[Ms. Regular Degular… @Kay_Leinese]

POWER is in the tongue. STOP saying you’re tired all the time. You’re broke. You’re depressed etc. START saying you’re grateful. Start manifesting growth. Start speaking life into yourself.

[brissa ordonez @brisssao]

@destinyocean7 Uh hello?! Because you already have your bestie for that 💁🏻‍♀️

[Tenyigwa @BirimumaasoR]

Was over stressing over some shit I have no control of, then remembered I’m just a chill guy

[Drebae @Drebae_]

My Tesla Robot when I ask it to make me a seafood boil at 3am:

[may @verychicc]

you really do get over it on a random day …..

[Alex Clark @Realalexclark]

I’ve been saying for over a year and a half that health and wellness issues are a TOP interest of conservative female voters. Many ignored me, didn’t take it seriously or thought I simply had no idea what I was talking about because my following is niche and not the largest compared to other commentators on the right. The difference is—my following is like a sisterhood/sorority, I’ve spent time for 5 years developing a real relationship with them, talking to them every day, and because of that I have correctly been able to identify cultural trends with this group quicker than others.

I decided to do an entire rebrand for my podcast to position it as a health and wellness podcast exclusively. The numbers don’t lie for me. This is what suburban conservative women are obsessed with. This is important to them. And me. They are worried about their children’s futures being burdened with chronic disease.

Despite several people telling me I was pigeon holing myself into a mistake by hyper focusing on this, we now see the national conservative conversation turning to these issues. I’m absolutely beside myself waiting for Sept 9, when my new name and show is announced.

The left should be VERY threatened by this RFK Jr. and Trump pairing. I absolutely believe this could be the sole reason Trump clinches the election. If they were smart, they’d be elated that conservatives finally care about chemicals in our environment and food that we have largely dismissed for the last 40 years.

But they hate Trump more. And that’s on not having principals.

[COACH PRIME @DeionSanders]

What's the lesson? Whatever you're dealing with, going thru, fighting for, please think about the WHY & what's the LESSON within this TRIAL? Life is about Learning, Living & Loving regardless of what u see, feel & know. Grow & Go baby! #CoachPrime

[brissa ordonez @brisssao]

Doesn’t matter if someday I’m happily married to the loml, La Old Skul x Rauw Alejandro will forever live on as my summer anthem

[brissa ordonez @brisssao]

Ima need my friends to start marrying doctors and CPAs so I can start getting free tax and medical advice

[faith @faithnation]

sometimes when I don’t want to pay the $100 therapy copay I go to my friend’s house and talk extra loud until her husband who’s working on his psych PhD goes “do you mind if I say something”

[brissa ordonez @brisssao]

@destinyocean7 you dapping up the ugly fish while in Florida

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me at the aquarium trying to make personal connections with the fish

[brissa ordonez @brisssao]

@tooflymarie Now look at me, hungry with nothing but uncooked chicken breasts, beans, and rice 😂

[brissa ordonez @brisssao]

Hate when I go grocery shopping and actually stand on business when it comes to not buying snacks 🙃

[brissa ordonez @brisssao]

@umcornell @tooflymarie ahahah this is what we were talking about the other day 🫠 my face has zero self-control

[brissa ordonez @brisssao]

We pour so much energy into the wrong things that we don’t even acknowledge the blessings that are present.

[Chiefs Derangement Syndrome is real @AndrewRSpru]

Correct me if I’m wrong. Wasn’t Romo dogging the Chiefs right before kickoff for not choosing which way they wanted to kick? He insisted Buffalo was gonna be kicking in the better direction in the 4th qtr…