Alex

computer studier

[John Cogs @JohnCogs5]

Apparently a new bouncy substance has been discovered named Element Boing

[Harry Rushworth @Hrushworth]

The British Government is a complicated beast. Dozens of departments, hundreds of public bodies, more corporations than one can count...

Such is its complexity that there isn't an org chart for it.

Well, there wasn't...

Introducing ⚙️Machinery of Government⚙️

[evan🦉 @rainstormblue]

the american mind cannot comprehend my walk to poundland

[Alex @bristermitten]

Another year of misery
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Alex @bristermitten]

Where is the ceo of unnecessary sex scenes

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First teaser for ‘SKIBIDI TOILET’

Directed by Michael Bay.

[Q ™️ @QTHESTORMM]

🚨 TWITTER X HAS BEEN COMPROMISED BY ITS OWN AI @GROK WHO HAS NOW BECOME THE "ENEMY FROM WITHIN"

[k• @luvrgrrrl777]

who’s mommy’s little white boy

[Alex @bristermitten]

I have also created a woke version of the joke for liberals:

lesbians be like: “no man’s sky? more like no man sex”

[Alex @bristermitten]

Homophobes be like: “no man’s sky? More like no man sex!”

[Alex @bristermitten]

Homophobes be like: “no man’s sky? More like no man sex!”

[Alex @bristermitten]

finally i can give hawk tuah what she deserves

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

A unique form of stress relief in Thailand

[eleanor @dimestorepaglia]

scarface if he was kind:

[Alex @bristermitten]

2025 was practice 2026 gonna be my year

[Alex @bristermitten]

They made christmas cards woke

[Alex @bristermitten]

it doesn’t matter. all my tweets suck and everybody hates them

[Frink @drfrink5]

Since it’s almost the end of the year, what was your biggest tweet?

[Alex @bristermitten]

It keeps going! This guy really can do anything!

[Alex @bristermitten]

Using "Grok" to explain a joke I didn't understand. Very helpful!

[Alex @bristermitten]

Using "Grok" to explain a joke I didn't understand. Very helpful!

[Alex @bristermitten]

crazy how they both look like dan hentschel

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

When researchers removed eyebrows from pictures of familiar faces, it reduced the chances of recognition substantially, and significantly more than removing the eyes themselves

[Alex @bristermitten]

@mujhemaardo “ameliorate” is a great one

[Alex @bristermitten]

Thanks to groundbreaking technology we can now be in long-distance relationships while literally in the same room

[Phil Traut ᯅ @SpatiallyMe]

I am absolutely STUNNED - I just got a glimpse into the future of watching TV together 🤯

We currently have two Vision Pros in our household (temporarily, we are not that rich), and we decided to try watching a movie side by side with SharePlay.

What can I say? It actually worked. The sound and video on both headsets were perfectly in sync— Like 100% in sync. Even the Personas sticked to the real person. It was absolutely mind-blowing how seamless it was and now I can't stop wondering if Apple already thought about this use-case.

We watched 3D movies in different environments, relaxed in the cinema, and even shared the exact same sized virtual screen in our living room, perfectly aligned in the same position.

If these headsets eventually reach a more reasonable price point, I can absolutely see this becoming a better way to watch movies together. I never would have imagined it would work THIS well.

#VisionPro