bristol

always thinking about my era of constantly getting into arguments on twitter. miss her (she/they)

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

The horror that is to come, according to someone who actually knows JD Vance. 😳👇

[Springtrap @Espaking2]

🧵
HERE'S A THREAD EXPOSING DONALD TRUMP FOR CHEATING MULTIPLE TIMES IN THIS ELECTION, HE CHEATED THIS WHOLE TIME

PLEASE LIKE + RETWEET 🔁

DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY WITH THIS

[little special™ @dollbunyan]

time for evil dinner, the dinner I eat in the almost-pitch black kitchen after 11pm in under 6 minutes

[manic proxy freak show @ProxyFreak]

As an actual "professional" screenwriter, the sheer ratio of jokes/second here is insane. This is an all-timer no question.

[Jared Yates Sexton @JYSexton]

Do people seriously not understand that “official acts” is a construction so the Court can subjectively cut down anything a president they don’t support and protect a president they do support?

I mean. Cmon. They didn’t do this haphazardly. Stop pretending otherwise.

[Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell]

Now we’re here

[coffee @eventualforever]

this is how he was tweeting this

[bristol @bristolini]

@BenjaminCrew1 person sitting in front of me during Barbie pulled up Poshmark about 30 minutes in

[josh tenet @joshtenet]

WARNING: do NOT watch Oppenheimer before Barbie

[bristol @bristolini]

shout out to my bitches who drink hard ciders. i love adult appy juice

[bristol @bristolini]

@letterboxd didn’t watch a ton but here they are!

1. a ghost story (2017)
2. shawshank redemption (1994)
3. lord of the rings: the fellowship of the ring (2001)
4. blood simple (1984)

[bristol @bristolini]

the worst part of reading a book at work is having to repeatedly explain what the book is about to anyone who asks

[charlie @chunkbardey]

the healthiest things you can do are go in the ocean and eat a pickle

[bristol @bristolini]

ocd tendencies virgo bf and adhd pisces gf. that’s it that’s the tweet

[bristol @bristolini]

americans really will get so angry when i tell them water cups are $1 where i work because of supply issues but are completely fine with the fact that children go hungry at public schools because they don’t have enough money for lunch

[bristol @bristolini]

history really repeats itself… my grandparents used to wash and reuse single use plastic cups because it was the great depression and they were poor and now i do it because the planet is dying

[bristol @bristolini]

@letterboxd favorite first watches of july!
1. black swan (2010)
2. arrival (2016)
3. the handmaiden (2016)
4. nope (2022)

[Dox🦂 @DoxBrando25]

Shrek 2 is really cinema. I'm now understanding this was a OJ SIMPSON REFERENCE 😭😭😭😭

[bristol @bristolini]

most kids movies/shows these days have pee/poop/fart jokes. periods are literally a bodily function that are exactly as common and normal as those. there is no problem with destigmatizing tampons and periods to kids.

[Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ @christopherrufo]

EXCLUSIVE: I've obtained leaked video from Disney's upcoming show "Baymax," which promotes the transgender flag and the idea that men can have periods to children as young as two years old.

It's all part of Disney's plan to re-engineer the discourse around kids and sexuality.

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

gonna happen to buddy eric again